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May 5

My Name is Bruce

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, May 5, 2010 in Entertainment

A post over at Nicole’s got me thinking about this little gem:

And, yes, it is part of my movie collection.

Also, thanks to Nicole, May is Zombie Awareness Month.

Ok, I’m done stealing shit from Nicole’s site.

May 2

The Losers

Posted by ArmedGeek on Sunday, May 2, 2010 in Entertainment

Review over at Big Hollywood.

Apr 21

Spam, Glorious Spam!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, April 21, 2010 in Teh Funny

Inspired by Nicole, I decided to peruse Askimet’s net, otherwise known as Spam Hell, and see what goodies I could find. It was eye-opening, to say the least. The very least:

Today I was specially registered at a forum to participate in discussion of this question.

That was in response to Booze of the Week. Maybe the commenter thought this was an AA forum.

Great tips to follow. Being professional and showing them there’s more to come I think are the most important. You need to give them a great article, that makes them want to come back. And then make sure you don’t disappoint.

That one was in response to Testosterone Goodness. This is puzzling seeing as it was a video post of an upcoming movie. Hardly any content whatsoever….just serious eye-candy. Finally, we get this one:

Our funds are in dire need of a examination and you’ve helped.

That was on the Goliad Massacre, making that comment the most bizarre by far. I wish I got some good ones about being wonderful like Nicole does, but all that shows up is mostly escort services and pr0n, mostly in Russian. Hope you enjoyed the Spaminocity :D

Apr 12

Resident Evil: Afterlife

Posted by ArmedGeek on Monday, April 12, 2010 in Entertainment

Sorta stolen from Nicole.

Apr 11

Archer

Posted by ArmedGeek on Sunday, April 11, 2010 in Entertainment

Apr 7

Madonna

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, April 7, 2010 in Entertainment

From Big Hollywood:

I guess as a youngster she was busy designing wacky, risque outfits when she should have been learning the definitions of words, but Madonna — the famed “Material Girl” — uttered a whopper recently misusing the word “irony” when she should have been using the word “hypocrite”… as in what she is.

I’ve seen several articles in several places all along the same lines. Madonna is a hypocrite because she doesn’t want her daughter to act/dress/look like her. I might be starting a fight here, but I’m gonna take a different position here. She’s doing the right thing. She’s parenting. She’s concerned over what her daughter is exposed to. Fucking hell, isn’t she supposed to be ?

Blaming her for kids watching/listening and acting like her is no different than blaming the gun, the car, the video game or the booze.

Look, she’s a stupid fucking whore. No doubt. She’s also a capitalist and seemingly a concerned parent. Would you want your kids exposed to the behavior you exhibited in your 20′s ? Oddly, if all parents behaved as she is now, she’d have never made a dime. Heh. I said, Heh.

If you want to beat up on her for being a stupid whore and setting a poor example of behavior for her fans, I’ll stand by your side. But to jump on her for doing the very thing that all of us advocate (policing your own fucking kids) ? Sorry. Probably the only right thing she’s ever done.

Apr 1

Testosterone Goodness

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, April 1, 2010 in Entertainment, Movies

STALLONE…..

STATHAM…..

LI…..

ROURKE…..

AUSTIN…..

SCHWARZENEGGER…..

LUNDGREN…..

AND BRUCE F*CKING WILLIS!!!!!!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6RU5y2fU6s

If I don’t see this movie this summer, I will die. I can feel myself wilting and dying as I type this….I really can.

I need help. :D

Mar 21

I can’t take it anymore

Posted by ArmedGeek on Sunday, March 21, 2010 in Entertainment

No, this ain’t about healthcare, or ACORN or any of a thousand other things dickheads in DC are doing to try to kill us all.

They’re remaking The Rockford Files

“Rockford,” written and executive produced by “House” creator David Shore and executive produced by Steve Carell, stars Mulroney as roguish private detective Jim Rockford, a role originated by James Garner in the original series, which aired from 1974 to 1980 on NBC.

Bridges will play his father and closest friend, Rocky, a truck driver who always helps his son in a tough situation, though he tends to offer a commentary that Jim doesn’t always appreciate. Noah Beery, Jr. played the role on the original series.

Mar 12

Sin City

Posted by ArmedGeek on Friday, March 12, 2010 in Entertainment, Movies

I watched this again last night. I’d not actually seen it since it was new and had really forgotten what an absolutely kickass movie this is.

Frodo was one creepy goddamn bastard

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Mar 11

Tron 2

Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, March 11, 2010 in Entertainment, Movies

I couldn’t bear to leave the anti-gun craziness at the top of the page, so…