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May 16

Henny for Lots of Pennies

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, May 16, 2014 in AssHatery, ClimateGate, Idiotarians, Left Wing Media, Total Bullshit, Weather

Y’all remember Henny Penny? AKA Chicken Little? Apparently she got hit on the head with a chunk of Antarctic ice and is screaming about the eventual demise of Washington, D.C.

What will become of the nation’s capital?

The huge West Antarctic ice sheet is slowly collapsing, and two groups of scientists say the melting is now an unstoppable event.

Melting ice will cause sea levels to rise higher than initially projected, which is cause for concern for D.C.-area scientists and local urban planners.

The rising seas will affect local treasures, including the Chesapeake Bay and the country’s iconic monuments along the National Mall.

“We’ve reached the point of no return,” says Brenda Ekwurzel, senior climate scientist with the Union of Concerned Scientists. “We can expect by the end of the century, according to the National Climate Assessment, anywhere between one and five feet of sea-level rise.”

That’s only the beginning.

I know, I know…y’all are out of shocked faces by now. Global cooling Global warming Climate change Climate chaos is super happening over in Antarctica. The ice sheet is breaking!! ICE IS MELTING SO SEA LEVELS WILL RISE AND DOGS AND CATS WILL END UP LIVING TOGETHER!!! (Say it. You know you want to!) So as the sea level rises we are in danger of our so-called beloved national capital from being underwater. Weather peeps can’t possibly predict the weather for the workweek, but BY GOD they can sure tell when we are all going to die because of anthropomorphic global warming CLIMATE CHAOS. Henny Penny is screaming that the sky is falling the water is rising, just so we can spend money towards…. barriers and raising bulkheads. But nothing TOO high because that may obstruct the aesthetics of Old Town Alexandria, and you can’t have that. And as for DC, they admit it is doable to enclose it, but it would be very expensive.

“The worry to our children is, not only will this continue, but it might accelerate pretty fast,” says [Bill] Boicourt, of the University of Maryland.

Well, y’all knew this was going to be plugged For the Children™. Yes, I’m out of shocked faces, too. They also give a shout-out to cutting emissions, too. Can’t let that tidbit be ignored. Never mind that ice breaks off when it gets too heavy, or that this past April saw record-breaking levels of ice forming in Antarctica, exceeding the past record for Antarctic ice cover by about 320,000 square kilometers. No, the ice breaking means dead polar bears somewhere and children who can no longer enjoy a trip to see the new AGW chart at the Smithsonian.

I don’t need to be a weather expert to call bullshit on this. If the possibility of DC being submerged in water were real, those Congress rats would have fled long ago.

Oct 29

Sending Prayers and Levity

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, October 29, 2012 in Funny Pics, Nature, Weather

Having lived through more than my share of hurricanes, and coming from the culture that gave y’all the word in the first place, I offer up prayers for y’all’s safety, and hope that y’all are taking plenty of precautions!!

And I really meant it when I say “taking ALL precautions”.

Take care, stay safe, and above all, do NOT become a Rider of the Storm!! ;)

Oct 7

Land of Fruits, Nuts, and the Deluded

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, October 7, 2012 in AssHatery, Ecowackos, Left Wing Media

Sometimes I read an article and have to wonder at the wilful blindness of the writer. Take this one, for example:

California’s average gasoline price set a record Saturday of $4.614 for a gallon of regular, up 12.8 cents overnight – but anyone who filled up in the last few days probably isn’t surprised.

Gasoline prices skyrocketed after the Exxon Mobil refinery in Torrance was knocked offline Monday by a power outage. Other lingering refinery and pipeline problems also contributed to the soaring costs at the pump.

Gas goes up over 12 cents overnight, and they think it’s due to a refinery being offline for a couple of days? How appalling. It’s almost as if they don’t know that the last refinery built in the US was in 1976, or that envirowhackjobs have prevented the further manufacture of any refineries in this country, or that several refineries are so out of date that it would be far more economical to completely shut them down than to upgrade them as per California standards and rules.

Analysts say prices might begin leveling off next week as fuel traders digest the news that the Exxon refinery returned to service on Friday. But other refinery difficulties and maintenance could keep California’s prices significantly above those in other parts of the nation.

You know, I would be laughing in their face and rejoicing in what they are reaping, if not for the fact that everything they mandate seeps out to the rest of the country.

Apr 29

When Liberals Play God

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, April 29, 2012 in AssHatery, Ecowackos, Government

Everyone gets screwed. Just witness the total fuckupetry going on in Vermont. And in Oregon animals are equal, in every sense of the word.

Oregon officials were successful in getting permission to kill sea lions that feed on protected salmon trying to swim upriver to spawn. Now they want federal approval to shoot a sea bird that eats millions of baby salmon trying to reach the ocean.

In an April 5 letter to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service obtained by The Associated Press, Oregon Wildlife Chief Ron Anglin says harassment has “proved insufficient” in controlling double-crested cormorants, and officials want the option of killing some of the birds.

Oregon needs federal approval to start shooting double-crested cormorants because the birds are protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act.

I can’t make this crap up, not even while drinking. This isn’t a question of what is best for the environment. This is a question of money. After all, people will pay a hell of a lot of money for Pacific salmon, but who the hell would pay for a cormorant? The fact that these are the same people that built the dams that started killing off the salmon in the first place, which necessitated restocking of the fish, which attracted sea lions to the local smorgasbord, which caused the government to kill the sea lions, causing the salmon population to explode, giving the cormorants a chance at the banquet, making themselves a nuisance and causing the government to once more step in to “save” what they themselves endangered in the first place, completely escapes them.

First rule of Darwin Fight Club?? Survival of the fittest. Stop controlling them, and let them at it.

I hear cormorants taste like chicken.

Hat tip: Hubby :)

Feb 27

The Dichotomy of Oil Prices

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, February 27, 2012 in Economics, Government, Guest Post, Politics

(Guest post by Anonymous)

In today’s political climate, liberals are known for being for social issues whereas conservatives are known for business issues. But is that really true? Let’s consider the strange case of the Permian Basin. For those not familiar with it, the Permian Basin is a sedimentary basin largely contained in the western part of the U.S. state of Texas and the southeastern part of the state of New Mexico. It reaches from just south of Lubbock, Texas, to just south of Midland and Odessa, extending westward into the southeastern part of the adjacent state of New Mexico. It is so named because it has one of the world’s thickest deposits of rocks from the Permian geologic period. It is also a large oil and natural gas producing area.

For the most part, Republicans have far outweighed Democrats in the area. In some areas, Democrats are like an endangered species. Almost everything that happens in the Permian Basin is tied to oil and natural gas production. Therefore, the economic booms and busts in the area are directly tied to the price of oil. When the price of oil goes up, the area experiences a boom and conversely when the price of oil is low, it experiences a bust.

The economic booms when they happen bring great wealth to the area. So much it generally leads to people pissing away the money on frivolous things. Then when the inevitable bust happens, people go bankrupt, and lose their business, their jobs and their houses. The rate of unemployment shoots sky-high and most communities experience a loss of population.

Even though communities in the Basin have tried mightily to diversify economic factors, the single most likely indicator continues to be oil. Likewise, in the general economy of the nation as a whole, oil is a major factor is economic well-being. When the price of oil is low, the overall economy does well. When it is high, we usually experience a recession. This is the exact opposite of what happens in the Permian Basin.

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Jan 24

Buffetting a Need

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, January 24, 2012 in Ecowackos, Government, Idiotarians, Politics

Funny how the world works. By “the world” I mean politics, and by “works” I mean “screws”. Just last week the U. S. State Department recommended that the Keystone XL pipeline project be denied. Their reason for the denial was that there was not enough time to study the proposal by February 2i, 2012. Nevermind that the State Dept. “has been conducting a transparent, thorough, and rigorous review of TransCanada’s permit application for the proposed Keystone XL Pipeline project” since 2008. The deadline is just too soon!! But as Newton said, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction:

Warren Buffett’s Burlington Northern Santa Fe LLC is among U.S. and Canadian railroads that stand to benefit from the Obama administration’s decision to reject TransCanada Corp.’s Keystone XL oil pipeline permit.

I find it funny that Berkshire Hathaway, Warren Buffett’s company, just happens to be centralized in Omaha, Nebraska, the very state where the envirowhackos have claimed the pipeline would destroy wetlands and agricultural productivity. As we all know, that’s the government’s job, not the pipeline’s. Oh, and if you think it’s about environmental issues, think again.

The rail option, though costlier, would lessen the environmental impact, such as a loss of wetlands and agricultural productivity, compared to the pipeline, according to the State Department analysis. Greenhouse gas emissions, however, would be worse.

So it’s ok to protect the wetlands from the evul Canuck pipeline, the study of which the State Dept. claims would take too long before the Obama Administration deadline, but not ok to protect it from greenhouse emissions that can suffocate it, right? I guess dealing with a railroad bottleneck effect, more pollution, and higher transportation costs is better than providing much needed job creation and income stability to Americans.

At least Mr. Buffett gets to profit. From the government. With our money.

Nov 17

Another One Under the Bus

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, November 17, 2011 in AssHatery, Government, Politics, Scandal

Or rather, falling on a sword:

Energy Secretary Steven Chu said Thursday that the buck stopped with him over the half-billion dollar loan made to California solar company Solyndra, using a hearing on Capitol Hill to take responsibility for the failed investment while continuing to defend his actions as not politically motivated.

This imbroglio just keeps getting thicker, and that is only aided by partisan hackery, of course.

[Rep. Diana DeGette (D-CO)] complained about the recent Republican decision to issue a subpoena to the White House over Solyndra despite “good-faith efforts” by the White House to comply.

What “good faith efforts”? Ignoring a subpoena is not a “good faith effort” by any definition. That falls under “obstruction” where I come from. But Chu is putting up some sort of fight, just enough to save Department face. However, the fact that he approved a restructuring of Solyndra’s debt that allowed two private investors to move ahead of taxpayers won’t look good for him, especially in light of his insisting that taxpayers still are first in line. He does keep pushing the AGW Koolaid™, though.

“When it comes to the clean energy race, America faces a simple choice: compete or accept defeat. I believe we can and must compete,” he said.

Compete?? COMPETE?? If there were anything to “compete” in, we wouldn’t need subsidies in the “clean energy” field, would we??

Does this man have any idea of the shitstorm coming his way?

Aug 12

Travelosity

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, August 12, 2011 in Funny Pics, Open Thread, Weather

Yes, I’m aware of the spelling. It serves two purposes: 1) I am NOT endorsing the popular site, and 2) those too moronic to misspell it will end up here, giving H&B more hits. I’m a genius that way.

Anyway, John over at Nobody Move! is on a staycation, and is blogging about the places he would like to visit. If you peruse his posts you will definitely see a pattern! I have a list if y’all recall, of things to do before I die, which includes travelling to far away places, too. But with high prices, TSA goons, and riots all over the world, a staycation makes more sense. My dad is what I call an armchair tourist. It’s enough for him to view videos/ DVDs about foreign places. His reasoning is, he has seen insert-place-here from ever possible angle from the air conditioned comfort of his recliner, so why go? I can hardly fault his logic.

I’ll admit, most of the places on my list are tropical in nature, but with the heat this summer, I have been thinking more along the lines of Antartica.

My barf would freeze instantly.

So, my friends, where would y’all like to spend your staycation?

Mar 29

Welcome to EUnuchistan

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, March 29, 2011 in AssHatery, ClimateGate, Ecowackos, Idiotarians, Political Correctness, Politics

Well, in all fairness, we have known for a long time that the European Union is a one-world nation-state too weenie to fight the thuggery masquerading as political correctness. But the Commission has never, ever been this bold in its plans to establish a One World Order:

EU to ban cars from cities by 2050

Cars will be banned from London and all other cities across Europe under a draconian EU masterplan to cut CO2 emissions by 60 per cent over the next 40 years.

That’s right: they want to force Europeans into giving up their cars, and taking the rail. And even air travel will be restricted. The plan is to get rid of all conventional fuel cars in all cities. All, not just metro areas. Because by Gaia, you will bow down to your new priests’ commandments.

The Commission stressed that only conventionally fueled vehicles would be banned, but this is only the first boulder down the slippery slope. Hybrid and electric cars will also be affected, once the EC figures out (if they haven’t already) that plugging the little suckers in sockets drains precious solar and wind generated electricity, since coal will in all likely hood be banned by then.

In a rare bit of insight, Hugh Blandon, spokesman for the Association of British Drivers said, “If he wants to bring everywhere to a grinding halt and plunge us into the new dark age, he is on the right track. We have to keep things moving. The man is off his rocker.”

Tiny Little Shitbox Car

Not even the Smart Car, that wonderful feat of engineering which combined mode of transportation and last resting place, can save the EU now.

Hopefully, the UK is finding its bollocks.

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. — William Pitt
Feb 4

Snowday!!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, February 4, 2011 in Open Thread, Teh Funny

All day yesterday we kept hearing about how we in South Texas were going to get snow, zomg, blah, blah, blah. Ok, admittedly, compared to some of our readers to the North, this is mild. Ok, this is nothing. But for my town, this is history in the making:

I got a call from the school district’s automated system at 5:00 AM (because Deity forbid anyone with a pulse at the office be awake at that hour) to tell the parents there would be no school today. Well, understandable, considering under the snow is a sheet of ice, and we have no plows or salt or even sand to help with it. The Sounds of Silence outside are deafening :)

As for me, I plan to go out of my mind get drunk and hide bang my head against the table keep the kids entertained, as I help Hubby get ready to leave this Sunday. Oh, the joy…the rapture!!!

What are y’all doing on this balmy Friday? ;)