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Jan 31

SBXLVIII

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, January 31, 2014 in Football, Open Thread

Well, the Super Bowl is this Sunday.

This also means I shall be a widow for about five hours. Well, a widow who serves food.

So, open thread question for today is, who will win?

These guys?

seahawks logo

Or these guys?

broncos logo

Enquiring minds want to know :)

Jan 6

The Football Bitching Post

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, January 6, 2014 in *spit* BCS, Football, Rants

These past few weeks I have been enjoying the college bowl games. I admit sports drama is kinda fun to watch. The Aggies managed to pull off a win, and t.u. managed to screw the pooch. I cried for the Tide, and for the first time in the history of this Aggie, I am rooting for Auburn to crush that Florida team.

I admit I am not well versed in the rules of college football. But there are some things that drive me absolutely batshit about them.

classy lady then football lol

I do not for the life of me understand the whole “holding” penalty. I know what it is, mind you. I just don’t understand why it’s called on sometimes but not others. I guess it just depends on the degree to which one gets held.

And WTF is the matter with excessive celebration? They just scored a freakin’ TOUCHDOWN!! If they want to dance like a bunch of squirrels on acid, that’s on them and Instagram. That should be punishment enough.

Speaking of touchdowns, the one thing that REALLY pisses me off is that whole “crossing the plane” shit. No, just NO!! You want to score a touchdown, you get your feet and the rest of your ass INSIDE the endzone. If you are going to do that plane shit, why not add the sidelines and the first down to it? Ball crosses those planes, and it should count as going out of bounds or making the first down, respectively. Don’t be selective on crossing planes. Add all planes or none at all. Quit being pussies about touchdowns. If that “crossing the plane” shit was removed, scores would go from being 48-52 to being 10-3.

Ok, I think I’m done. I know y’all will probably roll your eyes at this post and try to explain things to me, but be advised: Hubby has tried for years, and failed.

And so did Emmitt Smith ;)

Oct 27

Scarecrow and Tin Man Would Approve

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, October 27, 2013 in Bonus Hooker, Football

Lions…

detroit cheerleaders

Tigers…

cincinnati-bengals-cheerleaders-11

And Bears….

baylor bears cheerleader

Oh, my!!

Sadly, the Chicago Bears haven’t had their Honeys for years, so Baylor has to suffice. Enjoy your football Sunday ;)

Sep 28

Fandom Funneh

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, September 28, 2013 in Awesomeness, Football, Funny Pics

Osoloco had this at her social-site-with-faces page, and I had to swipe creatively borrow it.

team fans venn

And where does your team fall?

*grabs popcorn* :D

 

Aug 5

Faith in Humanity Restored

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, August 5, 2013 in Awesomeness, Football

It’s at times like this one when I think that we aren’t going to Hades as fast as I first thought.

Better have tissues ready, because I’m fresh out :)

Feb 4

Well…

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, February 4, 2013 in AssHatery, Football, Friendly Wager

They didn’t hug AT ALL.

I swear, who in Vegas ever thought of that stupid bet??

*forks over $20 to Hubby*

Jackwagons…. :D

Feb 1

Sibling Rivals

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, February 1, 2013 in Open Thread

This Superbowl marks a very special occasion: brother versus brother. Not on the playing field, but on the sidelines.

harbowl

And as usual, bets are flying all over the place. One bet is on how long the brothers will hug. The favorable time?

SEVEN SECONDS!!!

Now, I don’t about y’all, but that is a freakishly long time to hug someone. It borders on admirer-to-stalker level. Hell, I love my kids but I don’t hug them that long. Three seconds and they complain. Sheesh…

So, how long do y’all think is a reasonable amount of time to hug, especially male siblings?

Hubby calls bullshit on that bet :D

Oct 20

Are Y’all Ready??

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, October 20, 2012 in Awesomeness, Extra Hookers, Football

FOOTBALL!!!!

Whether y’all prefer collegiate…

Or professional…

We here at H&B hope y’all enjoy the views games today!

Have a good one ;)

Sep 29

Day of Miracles

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, September 29, 2012 in *spit* BCS, HOOKER!!, Texas football

It must be, because the kids were up early, Eldest is doing her laundry, Draco fixed coffee, and it rained here.

And still raining….

So, I am trapped here at the house, surrounded by the evils of Skyrimâ„¢ still, and wondering if I will be able to enjoy football later without hearing the operatic music from that game in my head. It’s doubtful. But it’s College Football Day, so the very least I can do is cheer for my team.

Have a great day ;)

Sep 9

It’s That Time Again

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, September 9, 2012 in Bonus Hooker, Football

I am officially a football widow.

Sigh…..

Here, have some eyecandy while I go weep for my immediate future.

Have a great Sunday!! ;)