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Feb 4

Well…

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, February 4, 2013 in AssHatery, Football, Friendly Wager

They didn’t hug AT ALL.

I swear, who in Vegas ever thought of that stupid bet??

*forks over $20 to Hubby*

Jackwagons…. :D

Feb 1

Sibling Rivals

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, February 1, 2013 in Open Thread

This Superbowl marks a very special occasion: brother versus brother. Not on the playing field, but on the sidelines.

harbowl

And as usual, bets are flying all over the place. One bet is on how long the brothers will hug. The favorable time?

SEVEN SECONDS!!!

Now, I don’t about y’all, but that is a freakishly long time to hug someone. It borders on admirer-to-stalker level. Hell, I love my kids but I don’t hug them that long. Three seconds and they complain. Sheesh…

So, how long do y’all think is a reasonable amount of time to hug, especially male siblings?

Hubby calls bullshit on that bet :D

Oct 20

Are Y’all Ready??

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, October 20, 2012 in Awesomeness, Extra Hookers, Football

FOOTBALL!!!!

Whether y’all prefer collegiate…

Or professional…

We here at H&B hope y’all enjoy the views games today!

Have a good one ;)

Sep 29

Day of Miracles

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, September 29, 2012 in *spit* BCS, HOOKER!!, Texas football

It must be, because the kids were up early, Eldest is doing her laundry, Draco fixed coffee, and it rained here.

And still raining….

So, I am trapped here at the house, surrounded by the evils of Skyrim™ still, and wondering if I will be able to enjoy football later without hearing the operatic music from that game in my head. It’s doubtful. But it’s College Football Day, so the very least I can do is cheer for my team.

Have a great day ;)

Sep 9

It’s That Time Again

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, September 9, 2012 in Bonus Hooker, Football

I am officially a football widow.

Sigh…..

Here, have some eyecandy while I go weep for my immediate future.

Have a great Sunday!! ;)

Sep 8

New Traditions

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, September 8, 2012 in *spit* BCS, Texas football

Today marks the first game for Texas A&M in the SEC. We will be slaughtered by playing Florida Gators. I am not wearing any of my Aggie wear today. Every time I do, we lose. If A&M is going to lose, it will be on their own merit!!

That made me smirk, but c’mon…. no self-respecting Aggie refers to our alma mater and former students as “Aggie Nation”. Personally, I think it was a ruse. It has been taken down, and rightfully so. This year we begin new traditions, but still adhere to the old ones. Our fight song? Still the same. Why? Because IT’S TRADITION!!!

BEAT THE HELL OUTTA FLORIDA!!!! WHOOP!!! ;)

Jan 9

Why Sunday Was a Great Day

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, January 9, 2012 in Everyday Hero, Football, Left Wing Media

Yesterday there were two major playoff games: NY Giants versus Atlanta Falcons, and Denver Broncos versus Pittsburg Steelers. I had no dog in those fights. But I will say I was particularly delighted to see Denver win. No….. not because Tim Tebow is a wonderful example of a Christian and a very nice guy. That’s just icing.

That kind of icing has no calories, and it’s so good for you.

No, the reason I was happy, gloriously happy, is due to the fact that after this spewage:

….Bill Maher can’t be reached for comment. He is no longer vacationing in Hawaii, but his twitterings have been silent for a few days. I can’t imagine why, can you?

Of course I could be over-reaching here, and it may just boil down to the fact that Mr. Tebow happened to have dated* this young lady:

That would be enough to drive a 55 year old to boozing and bitching, especially when he is known for dating women whose resumés included porn films and strip clubs, and looked every bit like they did.

*(Thanks to Lizard for the info)

Dec 17

And So It Begins…

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, December 17, 2011 in Bonus Hooker, Football, HOOKER!!, Open Thread, Sports

Yeppers…. it’s COLLEGE BOWL TIME!!!

First up, Gildan New Mexico Bowl, featuring Temple Owls versus Wyoming Cowboys. Now, where I come from, cowboys always have an edge on owls. But you never know. For the next three weeks we shall be entertained by the most hyped and the least appreciated teams in college footballdom. AWESOMENESS!!!

Yes, I know that is neither an owl nor a cowboy. But do you really care?? ;)

Dec 7

Dirty Girl

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, December 7, 2011 in Bonus Hooker, Deadpool, Football

Football Update:

DeadPool Update: They’re all still alive…

Nov 24

The Last One

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, November 24, 2011 in Football, Friendly Wager, holiday

Today marks the end of an era. The traditional rivalry between Texas A&M University and University of Texas will play their last game this evening. There’s a lot of history between the schools, and suffice it to say, some of it is….not too pretty. But all things, good or bad, come to an end.

By the way, just who is watching The Longhorn Network?? ;)

Video hat tip to LC Draco.