In the land of unicorns, you can close your eyes and pretend that a horn up the ass isn’t a violation.— Jeff G., Protein Wisdom

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Nov 4

A little OWS fun

Posted by ArmedGeek on Friday, November 4, 2011 in Economics, Ecowackos

Creatively Borrowed from TheBlaze:

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? The bums will always lose!

Here’s a little brain cleanser for making you listen to hippies.

Aug 31

Better Off Dead

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, August 31, 2010 in AssHatery, Celebutards

What is it with Hollywood actors lately?? I mean, if it’s not guzzling Hugo Chavez’ swill, it’s crap like this:

Actor John Cusack went on a caustic Twitter rampage Sunday evening, attacking former House Majority Leader Dick Armey, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich and Fox News.

“I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS,” Cusack tweeted.

Seriously, this is a WTF moment for me. I know John Cusack is a HUGE Obamabot…. his entire family is very liberal, from his sisters Ann and Joan to his late father, Dick. I grew up on John’s movies. I grew up wanting to be Mrs. John Cusack. I wanted to be serenaded to Peter Gabriel, and to be taken to Dodger’s Stadium after competing on the K-12. I wanted the dream, back when I was a teenager and still could think actors had some scruples. But that dream died a while back, and even though he was still a fine actor, there is a line you just do not cross.

So, fuck you, John. Fuck your insipid twattle, you twatmoldy fucktard. You have killed what little respect I still may have harbored deep in the well of my soul for you. Whatever your views may be, they do not excuse your call for death threats against anyone. What happens if one of your idiot Twit followers decides to glorify your words?? What then, you insipid little needleprick? If ANYTHING deserves to die is your pathetic career, you disgusting slab of pig offal. Consider this a Dear John letter, you hobknocking wanker. And while you’re off trying to save your career from damage, try checking your pathetic twitterings before you post, you fucking moron.