Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Get Down With the Sickness
It was bound to happen… Eldest was sick for a few days, and after making sure everyone was in good health, I came down with it. I can not express the absolute joy I am experiencing right now after being given such a gift. My back hurts, my head hurts, my throat is killing me, hell, even my teeth are in pain. I took Nyquil last night, hoping it would end the misery. I passed out, not caring about the misery, so I guess it did the job.
Garg.....
So I’m left to wonder…what are some of the best home remedies for a cold, flu, or just general achyness? I admit medicine works well, when it works, but is not as much fun as say, drinking liquor. And I hate taking meds, and when I type “hate”, I mean “with the passion of a thousand Betelgeuses”, so any suggestions are welcome!
Also, just to clarify, I do not own purple bunny slippers. Mine are white shaggy sheep.
Some Things Should Not Be
I was salivating looking at the wine selection at our local supermarket a few days ago. While looking for sweet wines I found this:
THE HELL, PEOPLE??? Chocolate and marshmallow fluff: GOOD. Chocolate and peanut butter: GOOD (as far as I’m told). Chocolate and pretzels: GOOD. Chocolate and red wine: good, as long as they are separate. Nibble on a piece of chocolate, then sip a little vino. That’s the order of this universe. Whoever came up with this gag-inducing idea was probably hitting the Amsterdam alleys trying to score on some ecstasy, and ended up shooting up some Amdro knock-off instead.
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