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Jul 21

Fed Up

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, July 21, 2014 in Government, ILLEGAL-immigration, religion of piece, terrorism

This world is going to Hell and it’s not even bothering to wait for a handbasket.

I don’t need to tell y’all of the recent happenings in the Ukraine, Israel, Gaza, Iran, Iraq, Syria, etc. Short of living under a rock, I’m pretty sure everyone here is up to date with the state of several countries and their diplomacies. I’m not sure if that’s a word. However, I am very sure that our State Dept. sucks at it. Our Sec State acts like an over-indulging parent with spoiled children, asking them to behave or they won’t get candy, only to have those same children scream louder until they are given candy to shut them up. And the one kid that behaves and follows the rules is condemned as being oppressive to his siblings and punished. Honestly, I’m surprised our administration hasn’t instructed Israel to pee on itself as it is being attacked. I’m doubly surprised that the United Nations has not demanded a ceasefire from Israel or that they leave Gaza.

You know, it boggles the mind to think that the one honest and good thing the UN ever did together, is the one thing they wish to destroy.

Meanwhile, over by here in our Land of the Welfare and Home of the Undocumented (and I write that with as much snark as I possibly can), our borders are as porous as my broken colander, and just as useful. Children are being used as shields not just in Gaza, but here in the US, as well. You see, no one can be deported if they are with a child. ANY CHILD. The illegal immigrant does not have to be related to that child. The “undocumented” person only has to show up with the child. It’s no accident the influx has been so drastic. And since we are stupid enough to qualify children as anyone under 26, well… we have a problem. But nothing that MS-13 can’t handle, I’m sure.

Sometimes I feel this place should burn to the ground so we can start over.

Jul 14

The Brass is Tarnished

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, July 14, 2014 in AssHatery, Military, Politics

As y’all know by now, I am a proud Army wife. But that doesn’t mean we are blind to the politics rife in the military.

Bergdahl Is Set to Resume Life on Active Duty

That’s the headline on a NYT article today.

Sergeant Bergdahl’s transfer from the therapy phase to a regular soldier’s job is part of his reintegration into Army life, officials said. He will live in barracks and have two other soldiers help him readjust.

I do feel for the soldiers on this duty. My understanding is, Bergdahl is not well-received.

The investigation into his “disappearance” is still ongoing. But I am irked that the Joint Chiefs support his repatriation, while the investigation is still ongoing. I am not well-versed on military rules and protocol, but this smacks of shining a turd.

Jul 5

How to Shorten a Debate

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, July 5, 2014 in Government, Idiotarians, News

I hate debates. As much as I enjoy seeing all sides of an issue, I hate the circular arguments that can result from overly- long debates. Usually the fault lies with the one who feels most defensive on the subject. Ok, with the one who feels. With the end of the SCOTUS session, I knew I was not going to be disappointed on social media as far as arguments went. I did learn to keep things very brief. I have better things to do with my time than spend it going about in circular arguments.

Ain’t nobody got time for that!

So, here are a few examples to help y’all shorten the debate so y’all can have time to enjoy.

ZOMG!!! Those poor, undocumented children (who just happen to come across our supposedly secure southern border)!!! We need to bring their families up here so they can be reunited. DON’T BE HEARTLESS!!! ELEVENTY!!!

I have two words for you: Elian Gonzales.

I am sick and tired of having men decide what a woman can do with her body, PERIOD!!!

Can you say, Roe vs. Wade? I knew you could!

No one has any business with what goes on in my bedroom!!!

How quickly they forget Lawrence vs. Texas.

An employer has no right to deny me healthcare!!!

Pesky rule, delaying the employer mandate, huh?

Religious zealots will now control my body. BURN THEM ALL!!!

Those evul democrats and damn Bill Clinton and his pen!!

My birth control is none of my boss’ business!!!

So use your wages to buy your own. Simple, eh?

I hope this helps y’all with any fence-sitters, or maybe a few liberal friends. I got through to my hippie niece on the whole Hobby Lobby issue, so I consider it progress, not progressive ;)

Jul 4

On This Independence Day

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, July 4, 2014 in Government, History, holiday

Let’s remember what our forefathers were fighting, against and for.

god bless america

The time is soon coming when we will need to throw off another despot who clings to his pen and his phone, and provide new guards for our future security. History has taught us this: that she will repeat herself as long as ignorance abounds like putrescent mold upon the fabric of time. And ignorance abounds when we are taught nothing but to feel good about ourselves.

It’s high time we start earning back what our forefathers fought to give us.

Jun 13

Open Thread Friday!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, June 13, 2014 in AssHatery, Government, Idiotarians, Islamofascist nutjobs, religion of piece, terrorism

By now y’all know so-called “Sgt” Bergdahl is now stateside. You also know Iraq is about to be taken over by ISIS, radicals that make Al Qaeda look like diplomats. You are also aware of the impoverished former Secretary of State’s new work of fiction. This week has been nothing but bad news for this administration. So the only recourse left for our Prez is to go visit a Sioux reservation in the Dakotas.

Six years after he promised to help with conditions in Indian Country.

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Seriously, what is this I don’t even….

Go nuts trying to figure this out, because all I can see is our leader letting helping the world burn.

Jun 2

All in the Timing

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, June 2, 2014 in Government, Islamofascist nutjobs, Politics, Total Bullshit

This weekend brought news of a prisoner exchange brokered by the Obama administration. “Sgt.” Bowe Bergdahl was released as an Afghan POW in exchange for five top Taliban operatives who were being held in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

The stories are coming out, and they ain’t pretty. Whereas the administration is touting this as a necessary operation due to Bergdahl’s health, and/or a triumph in diplomacy to bring home a hero, soldiers who actually served with him and were in country at the time have a different version of Bergdahl. Many military bloggers as well as others have written extensively on the matter, and much better than I can. But I do have one question that I haven’t seen answered anywhere.

If he was against the war, as his parents allege, if he was “disillusioned” with the war, why did he enlist in the first place?

I don’t wish to sound like I have a tin foil hat on, but his father’s comments and Bergdahl’s actions do not seem to add up to that of a soldier taken by insurgents. No soldier I know would take off his gear and pile it neatly even if they needed to relieve themselves, especially in a hot zone such as Sharana. I recall Hubby being in the Green Zone, an area that was supposedly “safe”, and no one was allowed to go outside without the full gear, for any reason. Add to this the fact that once again Teh Prez promised to close Gitmo by the end of 2014 and released these Taliban terrorists without notifying Congress, and you get your spidey senses tingling.

Oh, and what happened to the VA scandals? How odd that they are missing from the front pages of most major news outlets, eh?

This whole situation stinks like an asphalt-baked skunk in summer.

May 5

About That Pesky First Amendment…

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, May 5, 2014 in Government, Politics

Seriously, the Founding Fathers had to have been on LSD when they wrote it. At least, that must be the reason a county in Virginia is using.

The proposed zoning ordinance limits “group assembly” at residences to 49 people a day. Such gatherings “shall not occur more frequently than three times in any 40-day period.”

In case y’all need a refresher, which I am sure you don’t:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Now, I am sure some clown over in Fairfax County is thinking more along the lines of restricting people from throwing wild parties until 4 AM. But this will affect people who convene Scouting groups, Bible studies, quilting bees, and even PPV parties. As the link states, even an open house for sale would be affected. But if the complaints, and there are very few, are centered on noise or traffic congestion, then why not target THOSE CONCERNS instead the more general “assembly”? And I find the number “49″ to be rather odd. Why not “50″? I may be pushing the aluminium around, but isn’t “50″ a cut-off for small businesses? It’s a reach, but then again our local, state and federal governments have been reaching for a long, long time. And I don’t put anything past them.

May 2

Spike of the Year

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, May 2, 2014 in Government, History, Islamofascist nutjobs, Left Wing Media, Politics, terrorism

There is no end to the news stories surrounding The Most Transparent Administration, EVAH™ lately. It used to be that the White House minions would wait until 4 PM EST to dump any news. But lately it’s almost as if they are so complacent that they forget to manage the news cycle. I mean, they are just no longer even trying. A massive email dump is given to Judicial Watch as per their FOIA request, and you allow a former Nat’l Security Council spokesman with the attitude of a pimply 16 year old that has been turned down for Prom by his crush to go explain what the administration WASN’T DOING on the night of September 11, 2012?

Who is writing this drama? Nicholas Sparks?

vietor pj boy mockup

First we learn that The Prez wasn’t in the Situation Room at all during the Benghazi attacks that killed four Americans, and Planet Hillary was….. not there either. Then Pimples Vietor drops another nugget: he was in charge of talking points for Ambassador Rice, and the talking points were changed from “attacks” to “demonstrations”. Hey, in my world without Common Core math, 2+2=4. But the biggest take-away anyone with two braincells and an axon can get is this: no matter what, the level on incompetence from ALL senior staff, The Prez included, was instrumental in the Benghazi terrorist attacks. People are in dire need of rescue and you can’t be bothered to even be briefed in the Situation Room? Shit, even MSNBC is turning on the administration!

And I can see 2016 from here.

Apr 25

Retro Politic

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, April 25, 2014 in AssHatery, Idiotarians, Politics

A few days ago I got a “suggested page” on my social-site-with-faces-page. It was for support for Mrs. Hillary Clinton to run for Prez in 2016. I wasn’t surprised I got the suggestion for the page. After all, that site was founded by a really big supporter of Prez Obama and liberal policies. I also have quite a few liberal friends who tend to post their opinions rather vividly. Algorithms being what they are, I invariably get a ton of commie crap. Alarming AND entertaining in one package!

Anyway, this photo jumped out at me, and not because it was entertaining.

hillary poster

WHAT THE SHIT????

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Mar 24

At Least It Starts With the Letter “U”

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, March 24, 2014 in Idiotarians, Politics, War

As the world watches Ukraine and Putin, and begins to wonder what happened to Georgia (the republic, not the state), our esteamed* Prez and leader of the somewhat free world decided it was time to get serious and get involved.

In Uganda.

Again.

Early Monday, the White House confirmed a Washington Post report that the U.S. was sending “associated support personnel,” and a “limited number” of CV-22 Osprey aircraft to assist local forces in their long-running battle against Kony’s Lord’s Resistance Army, or LRA. Obama sent about 100 U.S. troops to help the African forces in 2011.

The administration did not specify how many troops and aircraft would be sent to Africa, but the Post reported that the president had ordered four Osprey aircraft and 150 Air Force special operations members and airmen to Uganda.

I’m all for helping the oppressed, don’t get me wrong. But having studied Sub-Saharan African cultures, and the geography, I’m pretty freakin’ sure they will never find much less catch that Kony character anytime soon. Besides that, I have to ask, how does his capture secure the freedom of not just the people of Uganda and the Central African Republic (so-called), but also of the US? Just how is Kony a threat to Western interests? He has no nuclear capabilities, no organized army divisions, nothing but a mythical shroud to provide him cover. This is akin to the Ugandan Army sending troops to Los Angeles to capture the Hillside Stranglers.

Meanwhile, Vlad “Impale Them All” Putin is poised to go to war over Ukraine as a probable second step (don’t forget Georgia, the republic, not the state) in his quest to re-establish Russia as a superpower and making Poland, Hungary, and all the other former bloc nations very, very nervous, since the US no longer has their backs. But the Prez will write a sternly-worded letter or reprimand while trying to calm the European countries on his tour.

He will no doubt try to douse that conflagration with just enough gasoline.

* Yes, I spelled it that way on purpose ;)