Headlines
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
I guess JoePa can discuss with God if he "did the right thing" now..
A Rainy Saturday
Why is it that major storms come through in the middle of the night? I think I got maybe four hours of sleep last night. If that. I’m not upset that we got rain, mind you. It’s the timing of it.
But rain produces nice results.
Without rain, our wells would run dry, and the term “dry” is not well-liked around here, is it??
Just remember, if you do get drenched in cold, hard rain, you should run a hot bath and soak immediately.
It’s for your own good 
Sunday Wake Up
I had five teenaged girls spend the night, and I’m at the end of coherence, so if I have to suffer, so do you.
At least you won’t suffer very long
Saturday Joke
A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.
The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.
The old priest suggests, “Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like ‘yes, I see,’ and ‘yes, go on,’ and ‘I understand.’”
The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.
The old priest says, “Now, don’t you think that’s a little better than slapping your knee
and saying, ‘No shit, what happened next?’”
Now that y’all had a laugh, get going on your chores, and don’t forget to get your car washed!!
Have a great Saturday!!
Post Weekend Hooker
I know…the weekend here was rather boring, what with deadpool contestants, and the debate.
I hope this helps to make your Monday a bit more cheerful
Hooker of the Week
Courtesy of Theo, and thanks to XBradTC. Because I have better things to do than look for scantily clad women 
Classy Hooker
This is my poor attempt at classing up the joint while keeping to our standards.
Click twice for embiggeniliciousness.
Have a wonderful Sunday!! 
Update [ArmedGeek]: Hey, y’all! I kinda wanted to apologize for being so very MIA lately. I’ve been working on a promotion at work and the workload for that has been significant. Fear not, once I get promoted (if I get promoted) then I can go back to only working at work 
Thanks for a great year
I want to thank all of you for a fantastic year here at Hookers&Booze. Back in January this site saw 13,628 individual visitors. As of today, this month we’ve had 37,031 visitors. All that growth is thanks to all of you and of course, thanks to the lovely Miss Aggie.
Thanks! And we’re looking forward to another great year in 2012.
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