Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Feeling Blue
Brad from Bring the Heat, Bring the Stupid was kind enough to provide y’all with a bonus hooker.

And if y’all aren’t perusing the Load HEAT posts, you’re being stupid ![]()
Dirty Girl
Football Update:
DeadPool Update: They’re all still alive…
A Vorpal Hooker for This Frabjous Day
Yes, I have to be different.
She has nothing to do with Lewis Caroll. I just dug the title. But is this not a fabulous hooker for today?? ![]()
Slim Pickings
It looks like Cain might be on his way out…
“We have to do an assessment as to whether or not this is going to create too much of a cloud in some peoples’ minds as to whether or not they should support us going forward,”
Perry can’t seem to pull out of his slump.
Mitt Romney is still Mitt Romney.
So ….. Newt?
A Hooker to the thankful for
Wednesday Hooker
Also, as a clarification to yesterday’s post: I’m not saying that I’ll sit out if Romney is the nominee. Just that pretty much any of the Not Romney candidates are preferable.
Sunday Titillation
I have nothing for today, so here:
Hope this lifts y’all’s spirits! ![]()
Spanish Fly
So, the sangria-swilling surrender monkeys are scared enough to throw the bum out:
[Mariano] Rajoy, who first challenged for the premiership in 2004, is expected to unseat the Socialists on Sunday amid widespread unhappiness with José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, who has announced he will stand down after the vote.
I guess all that Cambio didn’t work out for España. This is what happens when you freak out and cave in to terrorists. This is what happens when you cave in to socialism via AGW dogma. You end up destroying your economy, and try to fix it by changing the guard back to conservatism. At least until such time as you feel you don’t need it any more.
The election in Spain is likely to mark a third change of prime minister in one of the four embattled southern EU countries – Portugal, Italy, Greece and Spain – in the space of a few weeks. But Rajoy would be elected by the people, unlike Lucas Papademos and Mario Monti, the new technocratic prime ministers of Greece and Italy.
That’s right. THREE of the FOUR have changed PMs. The Socialists in Spain are trying to downplay the debacle by blaming it on banshees, minotaurs, and a disgruntled Dyonisus investors looking for a scapegoat. But every pendulum eventually swings back. Unfortunately for these countries, it may be too late.
But we can at least enjoy some Spanish eyecandy.
Here’s a Hooker .. and some Booze
Yes, I had to try out what is probably the most popular blended scotch out there. I have to say, it isn’t bad. The taste, the smell and the color are all pleasant. There’s really only one bad thing I can say about the stuff. It has a flavor more like Irish whiskey than Scotch. Now, for me, this is not a bad thing as I really like Irish whiskey but for a scotch drinker, this ain’t gonna cut it. It does have a more scotch-y flavor than you’d find in an Irish whiskey but it is very easy to drink. On this one, I have to say “for the price” it is pretty good stuff.




















