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Mar 5

DeadPool Update: Hugo Chavez

Posted by ArmedGeek on Tuesday, March 5, 2013 in Deadpool

Here’s the one everyone has been waiting for ….

Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro

From AP:

President Hugo Chavez was a former paratroop commander and self-styled “subversive” who waged continual battle for his socialist ideals. He bedeviled the United States and outsmarted his rivals time and again, while using Venezuela’s vast oil wealth to his political advantage. He died Tuesday in Caracas at age 58, two years after he was first diagnosed.

The seem pretty broke up about it.

Reiuxcat gets the two for the report, beating Sentry by about a minute. the_botnet scores big on this one, launching him into the lead.

Sentry: Even your reports under Hefner’s name were not fast enough to beat Reiuxcat.