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Jul 21

Fed Up

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, July 21, 2014 in Government, ILLEGAL-immigration, religion of piece, terrorism

This world is going to Hell and it’s not even bothering to wait for a handbasket.

I don’t need to tell y’all of the recent happenings in the Ukraine, Israel, Gaza, Iran, Iraq, Syria, etc. Short of living under a rock, I’m pretty sure everyone here is up to date with the state of several countries and their diplomacies. I’m not sure if that’s a word. However, I am very sure that our State Dept. sucks at it. Our Sec State acts like an over-indulging parent with spoiled children, asking them to behave or they won’t get candy, only to have those same children scream louder until they are given candy to shut them up. And the one kid that behaves and follows the rules is condemned as being oppressive to his siblings and punished. Honestly, I’m surprised our administration hasn’t instructed Israel to pee on itself as it is being attacked. I’m doubly surprised that the United Nations has not demanded a ceasefire from Israel or that they leave Gaza.

You know, it boggles the mind to think that the one honest and good thing the UN ever did together, is the one thing they wish to destroy.

Meanwhile, over by here in our Land of the Welfare and Home of the Undocumented (and I write that with as much snark as I possibly can), our borders are as porous as my broken colander, and just as useful. Children are being used as shields not just in Gaza, but here in the US, as well. You see, no one can be deported if they are with a child. ANY CHILD. The illegal immigrant does not have to be related to that child. The “undocumented” person only has to show up with the child. It’s no accident the influx has been so drastic. And since we are stupid enough to qualify children as anyone under 26, well… we have a problem. But nothing that MS-13 can’t handle, I’m sure.

Sometimes I feel this place should burn to the ground so we can start over.

Jan 2

Paris, California

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, January 2, 2012 in AssHatery, Government, ILLEGAL-immigration, Total Bullshit

New year, new city! Actually, Texas still has Paris, but Los Angeles is hell bent on being the French capital:

With about 40 arson fires across Los Angeles in the last three days, the wave of intentional blazes that started in Hollywood on Friday is the worst since the 1992 riots.


Most of the blazes were started on automobiles, with some spreading to buildings. By Saturday night, the Los Angeles police and fire departments were leading a multiagency campaign across the county.

Unlike the muslim yutes who torched Paris and surrounding cities in 2005, these fires had no catalystic event like the accidental deaths of two juvenile delinquents. According to the city, the arsonist (or copycats) just decided to start setting fires to cars, and then to buildings, though looking at the map provided in the link, they all seem to be pretty close to Hollywood Freeway. But take heart, Los Angeles: these are fires your brave men and women in the LAFD can put out. Governor Jerry “Peace Out!” Brown has decided to burn your state, and there’s pretty much nothing you can do about it:

Californians will no longer be able to carry handguns openly in public, buy alcohol at self-serve checkout stands or purchase shark fins for their soup under hundreds of new laws that take effect Jan. 1.

Other measures bar minors from tanning beds, allow students to be suspended for cyber-bullying and require booster seats for children in cars until they are 8 years old or at least 4 feet, 9 inches tall.


[Also included] new funding for a bullet train and a campaign to boost enrollment for food stamps as the economy remains sluggish…. [and] one allowing illegal immigrants to receive private financial aid administered by California’s public colleges. (Another permitting access to taxpayer-provided aid takes effect in 2013.)

So, in a state that considers itself to be a safe haven sanctuary for illegal immigrants, banning open carry while giving out more benefits to said immigrants makes perfect sense. Governor Brown is probably hoping some illegals will take the bullet train after putting a bullet through an unarmed victim’s head. But at least the sharks are safe.

Nov 3

Ted Poe

Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, November 3, 2011 in Politics

Some of you have seen this, but being a Texan I thought I’d throw this out here again.

Having grown up outside of Houston, I was familiar with Ted Poe back when he was a judge in Harris County. He quickly got locally famous with some of his sentencing. He was one of those judges that would sentence a shoplifter to carrying a sign saying he was a thief in front of the store he stole from and ordering murderers to have a photo of their victim on the wall of their prison cell.

Feb 8

A Shining Example

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, February 8, 2011 in Everyday Hero, ILLEGAL-immigration

With all the crap we hear about Reconquista and “Give us what is ours!!!”, and all the bad news about illegal immigration, it’s nice to find a story like this one:


Started as a 9th Grader with No Credits and Little English

You read that correctly. Anmar Jabbar, barely surviving the streets of Baghdad and Jordan, immigrates here, and assimilates in less than two years. He is completely fluent in English now, and has hopes to go to college and study auto design. His family has emigrated here, as well, and they are learning English and the American Way. Not only did he graduate in record time, and with good grades, he did it while holding down a job. And he isn’t done:

“I will finish my education and graduate from a university and that’s my dreams and that’s why I’m working so hard.” (emphasis added)

I wish his example would be telecast from every billboard and radio along the fucking excuse for a southern border.

Nov 18

Feelin’ Groovy

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, November 18, 2010 in Everyday Hero, Last Frontier, Politics

Ok, it isn’t 59th Street Bridge, or anything to do with Simon & Garfunkel. Just a few annotations of good news around the world:

Lou Ferrigno is now deputized by the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office to help patrol the Arizona border. I hope he goes the “Incredible Hulk” on the invaders.

Texas DPS is taking a stand, doing what our federal government won’t do.

Wesboro fucktards Baptist Church is picketing the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI. The world runs out of popcorn, more at 11.

Wikileaks douchenozzle in trouble once again. Sweden attempts to establish serious street cred.

Texas A&M University sends a clear message to the new legislature. And they better pay attention.

And finally, scientists managed to create and capture anti-matter!! Time to start on the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. Get ready for an Earth-shattering Ka-BOOM!!!

Hope y’all’s day starts off on a groovy note :)

Sep 8

L.A. La Land

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, September 8, 2010 in ILLEGAL-immigration, Left Wing Media, Political Correctness

Only in L.A. would a cop defending himself would be a cause for a riot:

Police Chief Charlie Beck pleaded for calm and vowed his department would conduct an exhaustive investigation into a bicycle officer’s fatal shooting of a drunken day laborer with a knife.

But his words did little to dissuade demonstrators, who spilled into the streets for a second straight night Tuesday -- some to pray and light candles and others to pelt a police station near downtown Los Angeles with eggs, rocks, and bottles.

Day laborer?? With a knife? Just how peaceful were his intentions?

Guatemalan immigrant Manuel Jamines, 37, was shot twice by a police officer Sunday afternoon near MacArthur Park, a poor neighborhood packed with recent immigrants from Central America.

In other words, a slum.

Beck said the incident involving Jamines started when someone flagged down three bicycle officers to tell them a man was threatening people with a knife.

So, the guy was threatening people with a weapon? Isn’t that against the law even in L.A.?

The officers approached the suspect and told him in Spanish and English to put down the weapon. Instead, Jamines raised the knife above his head and lunged at Officer Frank Hernandez, a 13-year veteran of the department.

Multiple civilian, police and even fire department personnel witnessed the exchange. Officer Hernandez had no choice but to defend himself against a lethal attack. Seems pretty open and shut to me.

[Jaminez] came to the United States six years ago to find work as a day laborer and spent most of his time looking for jobs in a Home Depot parking lot near his home.

Translation: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT. Nice try, My Way News, but we the informed citizenry know code. His cousin claimed in the interview that Mr. Jaminez was “a friendly, hardworking man who liked to drink on the weekends but wasn’t violent.” So, what was he doing pulling a knife on people, then? Offering a free haircut?

At least one immigrant gets it:

“It’s bad, what the police did, but what’s worse is the silly stuff that people were doing here,” [Juana Neri] said, referring to Monday’s violence. “We are not in our country, and with the problems that Hispanic immigrants have these days, it’s better not to cause problems.”

But hey, as long as the illegals riot and make demands, the citizens of this country will awaken and start pushing back. So, keep on rioting, L.A. You do have a talent for it. Just one question: at what point will you realize that harboring illegals is becoming too expensive/ dangerous/ destructive to your environs?

Aug 2

Oh, Gag….

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, August 2, 2010 in AssHatery, Celebutards, ILLEGAL-immigration

Now comes word from that most politically savvy entertainer, Lady Gag Me Gaga, that she will protest Arizona’s SB 1070 law:

“We have to be active. We have to protest.  . . . I will yell and I will scream louder,” the 24-year-old pop sensation told the sold-out audience…

And I have to say, she tends to scream and yell very well. But as we know hypocrisy knows no bounds:

“I will hold you, and we will hold each other, and we will peaceably protest this state.”

Peaceably???? Last I checked, yelling and screaming were not peaceful. Nevermind the majority of Arizonans, hell, AMERICANS are in favor of the law. That doesn’t matter to this addlepated twit. During the concert she went on about a kid whose home was raided over a “parking ticket or something”, and his brother deported. I can’t even begin to type about everything that is wrong with that story. After calling the arrest “disgusting”, the Too-Late-To-Be-Madonna wannabe went on to say this gem:

“I think it’s important that people understand that it’s a state of emergency for this place and this state”

You’re right, Lady Tatas. It IS a state of emergency in that state, and every other state. What your two braincells and axon fail to realize, is that this “state of emergency” is due to the very illegals YOU are supporting. THEY are a financial drain to the state, but you don’t see that, since you don’t have to deal with it. You can just go on and demand people pay $75 to see you wail in your ridiculous underwear, being surrounded by eunuchs. And lest y’all think I’m being unkind (fuck, I know y’all don’t), here are her finally hypocritical words on the subject of boycotting Arizona:

But Lady Gaga stopped short of dumping her tour dates like big name acts Kanye West and Rage Against the Machine who boycotted the state in protest of SB 1070.

“I got a phone call from a couple really big rock and rollers, big pop stars, big rap artists, and they said, ‘We’d like you to boycott Arizona . . . because of SB 1070,” she told the cheering crowd.

“I said, ‘Do you really think that us dumb (expletive) pop stars are going to collapse the economy of Arizona?”

So, I have a few questions for the Gag Bitch du Jour. Do you require that a person pay for a ticket to see your show? What would you do if a bunch of people were sneaking into your concert, but Security could not ask if they had a ticket? How about those people who download your version of what I call “music”? Would you be upset if they didn’t pay, and got free music because you had enough money to cover their thievery? Until such time as you give your assets away for illegal downloads and concert-goers, kindly shut the fuck up. I don’t need some syphilitic, twatmoldy parasite preaching to ME about SB 1070. Go suck one of your eunuchs waiting for me to care about your opinion.

Jul 28

Drink Me

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, July 28, 2010 in ILLEGAL-immigration, Political Correctness, Politics

That’s what I hear the bottle of wine telling me as I read this:

Mexican Officials to Patrol Staten Island Following Latest Bias Attack

What….the….HELL???? Since when is it the jurisdiction of MEXICO to patrol our lands??? Did I miss the Reconquista, or something??

Five men attacked the 40-year-old Mexican man Friday night as he was walking home after a soccer game at Farber Park, cop[s] said.(snip)

This is at least the sixth violent, ethnically-charged incident that has taken place in the neighborhood since April

Not to be cold here, but how is this news, exactly? Unless the city of New York and the burrough of Staten Island has been living under a rock, of course. Then I would understand. Of interest is the lack of information as to the ethnicity of the attackers. The following paragraph, though, brings to light the wherefore of the situation:

“We will act decisively in order to protect our citizens and will actively promote that those guilty of these vicious attacks are brought to justice expeditiously. We are working hand-in-hand with local authorities on all levels,” said Consul General of Mexico in New York.

Ahhhh… I get it. The victim is a citizen of Mexico.

The latest victim is a construction worker who has called the United States his home for the last five years.

This is why the Mexican Consulate has decided to “co-operate” and post guards at Staten Island. A move the consulate says is “an effort to safeguard the rights of individuals and effectively assist and provide information to the Mexican residents of this area.”

I was having such a great day, too. Then came the decision on SB 1070, and then I had to read this crap. If you want to see how political correctness is killing a nation, you don’t have to look at France or England. Just look at New York City. The fact that they are allowing the Mexican government to patrol their jurisdiction is in itself criminal.

Fuck the glass… just pass the bottle.

Jun 23

Random Drive-Bys

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, June 23, 2010 in AssHatery, Politics, Rants


Prez Obama has been rather stoic when it comes to the oil spill crisis in the Gulf of Mexico, the high unemployment, the battle to secure the borders, the economy…. but a Rolling Stone article on General McChrystal which criticizes our Ear Leader sends him into spittles of fury. I guess he found the ass that needed kicking.

Once you take the step to informally declare your city a “sanctuary” city, you should be prepared for the consequences. The city of Maywood, CA, will be laying off all city employees and dismantling their police department, choosing to save money by contracting all services to L.A. and Bell. This should come as no surprise to the council, seing as 50% of the 97% “Latino” population of the town is “undocumented” *spit*.

The Federal government has decided to ban the the dredging of sand to build berms to block the oil. Their reason: F&W is concerned about the ecological impact. I guess the morons were absent from school the day they covered oil spills in Ecology 101, and don’t watch any Dawn dishwashing liquid commercials.

Over at the Puffy Ho, we have Frank Schaeffer calling for the “eradication” of fundamentalist religions. And by “fundamentalist religions” he means Christianity and Judaism. He says, “the [Holy] Bible is nuts in many places. Who follows this stuff? No one!”, which should come as a surprise to the 76% of Americans that consider themselves Christian. I suppose he got fed up with Christians strapping bombs and going splodey in marketplaces.

Over Down Under, Australian Prime Minister Kevin “I’m a Leftist Tool” Rudd called for a leadership vote after his deputy PM Julia “I’m a Bigger Leftist Tool” Gilliard challenged him for the leadership of the government. This comes right before the G 20 meeting in Canada, and a few months before the Australian national elections. It’s a Celebrity Deathmatch, and the loser will be Australia.

And lastly, Prez Obama finally found something that was “less offensive” than the bust of Sir Winston Churchill that he packed off to the British Embassy. As Hank Scorpio replied when he saw it:

Well, it’s accurate. Shit floats.

Y’all have a great week :D

May 27

Open Islamofascist Season Declared in Texas

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, May 27, 2010 in ILLEGAL-immigration, Islamofascist nutjobs, Politics

As Prez Obama prepared for his first presser in ten months, news came down about a terror alert issued for the state of Texas:

The Department of Homeland Security is alerting Texas authorities to be on the lookout for a suspected member of the Somalia-based Al Shabaab terrorist group who might be attempting to travel to the U.S. through Mexico, a security expert who has seen the memo tells

The warning follows an indictment unsealed this month in Texas federal court that accuses a Somali man in Texas of running a “large-scale smuggling enterprise” responsible for bringing hundreds of Somalis from Brazil through South America and eventually across the Mexican border. Many of the illegal immigrants, who court records say were given fake IDs, are alleged to have ties to other now-defunct Somalian terror organizations that have merged with active organizations like Al Shabaab, al-Barakat and Al-Ittihad Al-Islami.

This terror alert comes on the heels of the State Department issuing a statement that the paltry amount of U.S. National Guard troops being sent to the Mexican border will not be used to enforce immigration laws, but instead “to stem the flow of guns and drugs” across the border. If you are wondering why, it’s because Mexico told Prez Obama how to run the operation.

The DHS alert was issued to police and sheriff’s deputies in Houston,

THE HELL??? Ok, I understand telling Houston about the alert, but Houston is nowhere NEAR the border.

asking them to keep their eyes open for a Somali man named Mohamed Ali who is believed to be in Mexico preparing to make the illegal crossing into Texas.

Someone inform Joe Frazier.

Somalis are classified by border and immigration officials as “special interest” — illegal immigrants who get caught trying to cross the Mexican border into the U.S. who come from countries that are considered a high threat to the U.S., Neuhaus Schaan explained.

Has anyone, other than those of us who are near border crossings, ever seen this information in the MSM? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller??

In addition to the Somali immigration issue, Mexican smugglers are coaching some Middle Eastern immigrants before they cross the border – schooling them on how to dress and giving them phrases to help them look and sound like Latinos, law enforcement sources told {snip}

Security experts say the push by illegal immigrants to try to fit in also could be the realization of what officials have feared for years: Latin American drug cartels are helping jihadist groups bring terrorists across the Mexican border.

Well, to the average person this is a simple 2+2=4 equation, but to hear the Obama administration, this is calculus. Just today the Democrats in the Senate stopped a bid to send 6,000 National Guard troops to the border. As far as I’m concerned, if the federal government won’t enforce its own laws, that leaves me free to enforce the Castle Doctrine in my home. And by “my home”, I mean Texas.

I declare Islamofascist Season officially open.