Hookers and Booze » innocent-fun

The Movable Feast

LC Aggie Sith — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:01:36 +0000

As we all know, alcohol can facilitate fornication. That goes without saying, but what about food??? Is there such a thing as an aphrodisiac? Are there any foods that you enjoy, that can give you a mental lift, or maybe give you a *ahem* physical one?? Speaking for myself, there is no freakin’ way I would ever eat raw oysters, or balut, or ambergris, or powdered rhino horn to get aroused, but there are some weird people out there that swear by it. So, without further ado, tell us your favorite foods to “get it on”, or just to feel goooood!!!

Yeah, ok…Zimmern doesn’t really fit in the pic, but she is perfect

Bottoms Up!

LC Aggie Sith — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:38:22 +0000

Time again for Aggie’s nosy infamous Open Thread. It has occurred to me that this here is a blog about HOOKERS!!! AND BOOZE!!! ArmedGeek and I try to accommodate y’all (well, I only do booze, and girlie ones at that. Hookers are his territory), and though we give reviews on the booze, (not the hookers, since y’all can handle those), we have never asked about y’all’s preferred libations. Shocking oversight, I know. So, without further ado, knock one back, be it beer or soda, and tell us your preferred method of getting sloshed!

Mel’s Challenge, Too

LC Aggie Sith — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 19:35:10 +0000

So, Mel over at Big Fat Nerve posted a challenge: what do you look like first thing in the morning. Well, Nicole met the challenge, and taking a deep breath, I guess so will I:

Yeah, my mirror is kinda crappy, and no, I hadn’t brushed my hair. I was running out the door to walk my eldest to the bus stop. Who cares at that time in the morning about their hair?? I have better things to do, like drink my coffee

Soothing the Savage Breast

LC Aggie Sith — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 20:13:14 +0000

Can I pick an awesome post title, or what? I was sitting here listening to Vivaldi’s La Quattro Stagioni, and it came to me. Kinda goes with the blog theme, in an artistic way. Anyway, I started thinking of all the music out there that has the power to make us feel calm, loved, and just downright groovy. What is your favorite song? Favorite type of music? Favorite band? And no, Light My Love Pump by Spinal Tap doesn’t count

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTa8U0Wa0q8

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. ~Ludwig van Beethoven

Booze in the News

LC Aggie Sith — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 19:03:18 +0000

From Fox News:

Scientists Develop Whiskey-Based Fuel for Cars

Yes, my friends, the question of whether whiskey is a Good Thing has been answered, once and for all.

Researchers [in Edinburgh, Scotland] found a formula to make the fuel from whiskey by-products.

They combined so-called pot ale -- the liquid from the copper stills distillery equipment -- and the spent grains used to make whiskey, also known as draff, to produce butanol.

The key word is by-products. No whiskey was harmed in the making of this fuel. Nor were starving people denied corn crops, as in the case with ethanol. On top of that, butanol can be combined with any gasoline blend, used by any unmodified vehicles, and has 25% more energy per unit volume. Ethanol FAIL!

And in tribute to this great achievement:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N44pIQ0fJKA

Advertising Fail

LC Aggie Sith — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 18:12:24 +0000

So, Saturday night, Hubby, Son and I decide to sit down and watch a boxing match on HBO. Yes, boxing is my contribution to the kid. That, and knives. Anyway, we are seeing two rather inexperienced fighters who have championship belts (because as we all know, belts are given out by 50 different organizations in 200 different weightclasses), start to duke it out. One is wearing FUSCHIA! I thought that was bad enough, until the guy in the emerald camouflage turned and I saw this:

Seriously, people… does anyone else see a problem here?? And just where the hell was management when this was approved???

Bonfire of the Vanities

LC Aggie Sith — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 18:41:46 +0000

Since the last open thread turned out to be so popular, and so informative, I thought I would turn the tables a bit. Whereas last time I asked y’all’s opinions about someone else, this time I’m asking y’all’s opinions regarding yourselves. No, nothing bad…really. But everyone has something, a feature or a habit, of which they are most proud satisfied happy. Ok, vain. Vanity can be a good thing when it boosts your morale, right? RIGHT?? So, get your Carly Simon on, grab a mirror, and get to commenting!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g

By the way, no bodice-rippers were harmed during the making of this post

Ol’ Blue Eye

LC Aggie Sith — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 13:35:31 +0000

The Glowing Eye of NGC 6751. This image is being released to commemorate the tenth anniversary of the Hubble Telescope. The nebula is found in the Aquila Constellation, and shows a star that has ejected a cloud of gas. Beautiful….wondrous….mysterious…and totally hot.

That Old Black Magic

LC Aggie Sith — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 19:57:37 +0000

Weird title, I know, but it seemed appropriate for the content of the post. A while back (ok, last night in the tub), I was reading a Fabio rip-off romance novel. Ok, one I have read before. Ok, ok….several times. STOP JUDGING ME!!! Anyway, I noticed that all the cheap romance novels I own tend to have a similar thread in common (no, not sex…ok, maybe that too. I SAID STOP JUDGING ME!!!). The protagonists always seem to find something irresistible about each other. Now, I know you think that happens in every bodice-ripper, but I’m not talking about physical attributes, though those seem to be amply stressed, sometimes embarrassingly so. Well, it got me to wonder what y’all, men and women both, tend to find irresistible in a person. What attracts you to someone, not just physically but mentally, too. Is it a scent that awakens a memory? The way they laugh? Maybe the way they can tell someone to fuck-off?

Admit it, this is a way better Open Thread than discussing Prop 8

Madison Avenue Hell

LC Aggie Sith — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:41:44 +0000

Well, I was trying to come up with a post for a Weekend Open Thread, and lo and behold, found vintage ads!! Aren’t y’all lucky??

First off, for my boss:

I know what y’all are thinking… SIX DOLLARS???? Next up:

That’s right, drugs are the answer. For the record, I don’t take vitamins

Ahem…

I do wonder what this bottle is trying to tell men…..

Because getting the wrong coffee deserves corporal punishment.

And with that consider this your nostalgic Open Thread