Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Quote of the Week
We have Booze of the Week, Hooker of the Week, and I just could not pass this up:
“Let me buy a [security] pass … so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane.” — James Carville
Yes, the Ragin’ Cajun will do anything to get on a plane. Nevermind that airport scanners only measure radiation and explosives levels.
Don’t worry, Mr. Carville….even if the scanners did measure the length of any extremeties, it would not take very long to measure yours, I’m sure.
Joker Posters
From Fox News:
It’s unclear who is producing and distributing the sinister posters. They come as Democrats and Republicans continue to battle over health care reform — which some critics warn will lead to a government takeover of health care.
I really don’t know what to say about this. These posters have been popping up in the news for the last week or so.
Plus: A PDF of the poster so you can print your own (from ace)
Also: This guy has Obama/Joker TShirts.
Race Card(LA Weekly):
It has a bit of everything to appeal to the drunk tank of California conservatism: Obama is in white face, his mouth (like Ledger’s Joker’s) has been grotesquely slit wide open and the word “Socialism” appears below his face. The only thing missing is a noose.
Updates below the fold ….
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