Every year men everywhere despair of the coming day. They rack their brains trying to figure out the perfect gift, whether it’s flowers, candy, jewelry, etc. In the spirit of camaderie, here are a few suggestions to help y’all.

Women are like magpies. We all like bright, shiny things. Hence the DeBeers monopoly. However, there is no need to break the bank to get something pretty and meaningful, like this, The Hypnotic Pendant:

Two universal symbols, the heart and the snake, blend together to create a sensual pendant.

Nothing says “I love you” quite like a reptile. Yes, it’s on my list.

Another thing women like is comfort. Sure, corsets are nice and so are garter belts, but not very practical for lounging about while watching Zombieland. Pajamagram can help. From warm to fuzzy, sweet to sexy they have it all. The Ruby Velour Lounge Set is perfect for any woman. Stretchy, soft, and red. Comfy and sexy. I *heart* mine!

Then, there are the sweet things of life: CANDY. For the extravagant, there is Godiva’s Romantic Heart. Beautifully presented in a satin giftbox, it features three new flavors for Valentine’s Day, including passion fruit in white chocolate. For the thrifty, M&M’s has a fun option of personalized candies. You can add a sweet sentiment, or even add a pic of your sweetheart.

For the geek hiding inside every woman, I suggest the Literal Sweetheart T-shirt, from ThinkGeek. Really, how can you go wrong:

You’ll notice I did not recommend flowers. Well, I am practical, and though flowers are lovely, they tend to die after about a week, so the gift doesn’t last. Besides, florists tend to gouge the unsuspecting male on Valentine’s and Mother’s Day, and y’all should get a lasting gift out of your money and time, right?

I also know that true love exists.  Two people that are much more together than either could be apart.  Soulmates, to abuse a cliche.  I’ve seen it first-hand.  I know it’s real.

So … how common is it ?  Say there is someone out there for everyone, who’s to say you ever actually meet ?  What if you do meet that person but one or both of you are not in a particularly “right” place in your lives and you pass each other by ?