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Apr 13

ZOMG!!!1111ELEVENTY!!!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, April 13, 2011 in Everyday Hero, Social, Teh Funny

Today I cleaned the bathrooms, no easy task, and had to wade (yes, wade) into son’s room to ferret out his laundry. It was a regular day, full of the crap moms do and full of the crap that needs to be done. Gah, truth be known I am still cleaning up. But I went to check the mail today, thinking, “Shit, the HEB circular better have ground beef on sale,” when I found a small package. At first, I thought I had ordered yet another bauble from QVC, but no…. wrong packaging. So, I went home, and opened it and ZOMG!!!!

A late Christmas gift from my boss, ArmedGeek!!! IS THIS NOT THE AWESOMEST MUG EVAH??? And before y’all think you can swipe it so you can get serious geek cred, think again. It was personalized:

And don’t worry. I sent him booze for Christmas but I couldn’t find a hooker to mail ;)

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Dec 26

The Morning After

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, December 26, 2010 in Fambly, Funny Pics, Teh Funny

Well, Christmas around here was awfully quiet. Y’all will be glad to know I stuck to my guns and forbade Miss Drama from making an unwelcome appearance. She tried though. That attention whore sure likes to crash a party. But in the end, I won out. As mentioned in the comments, I received some wonderful loot, including PJs and bubble bath, and my eldest gave me the sweetest necklace with a heart inscribed with “Mother”. As for the kidlets, they got some fabulous loot as well, but Little One takes the prize for the best toy ever:

Don of the Dead

Yes, she loves it. Next year she wants a shotgun. Nice to know we are raising the kids right. ;)

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Dec 25

Merry Christmas

Posted by ArmedGeek on Saturday, December 25, 2010 in Open Thread

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Dec 23

Christmas Ass

Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, December 23, 2010 in Extra Hookers

Last one. I figure going into Christmas Eve with this sort of thing was a little creepy.

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Dec 23

Christmas Ass

Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, December 23, 2010 in Extra Hookers

I considered doing a poll on which is best, then I figured y’all wouldn’t have enough blood left in your brains for decent decision making.

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Dec 23

Christmas Ass

Posted by ArmedGeek on Thursday, December 23, 2010 in Extra Hookers

I’m willing to bet you never got one of these in your stocking.

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Dec 22

Christmas Ass

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 in Extra Hookers

You people entertain me as much as I entertain you.

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Dec 22

Christmas Ass

Posted by ArmedGeek on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 in Extra Hookers

Just because I love you guys.

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Dec 21

Christmas Ass

Posted by ArmedGeek on Tuesday, December 21, 2010 in Extra Hookers

You didn’t think you were just going to get one did you ?

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Dec 21

Christmas Ass

Posted by ArmedGeek on Tuesday, December 21, 2010 in Extra Hookers

My gift to you Morons, more to come later.

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