Doppelgangers
Being a mom to young children, I frequently become a hostage to kid-friendly TV. Last night was no exception. As I was busy making a bracelet (pics to come later
), my youngest took over the TV, and decided her life on Sunday would not be complete until she watched “iCarly” on Nickelodeon. Normally I tune it out, but last night was different. I was mesmerized by one of the secondary characters:
His name is Gibby. Yes, you read that correctly. And it brought to mind just how much he looks like this Gibby:

Tell me I’m wrong.
Karma and I Have Stuff in Common
Yes, we are both bitches. Also, I can levitate. However, unlike me who just tends to nag, Karma is as subtle as playing pizzicato with a jackhammer on a Stradivarius. Take today’s example:
Durham police arrested Duke lacrosse accuser Crystal Gale Mangum, 33, late Wednesday after she allegedly assaulted her boyfriend, set his clothes on fire in a bathtub and threatened to stab him.
First rule of “D-list” celebrity notoriety: when you have been caught lying, STFU and disappear. Do NOT bring more attention to yourself. Especially after writing a book best classified as a pityfest. Or bad fiction.
Police charged her with attempted first-degree murder, five counts of arson, assault and battery, communicating threats, three counts of misdemeanor child abuse, injury to personal property, identity theft and resisting a public officer.
Looks like Ms. Magnum is moving on up! Not only did she beat up and throw things at her boyfriend, threaten his life, and set his clothes on fire, she did so after the police responded to the domestic disturbance call, no doubt placed by one of the three children present. But what about that “identity theft” charge??
Officers said Mangum gave them a fake name, “Marella Mangum,” and age, prompting the identity theft charge. She also resisted the officers who responded to the scene, according to police documents.
A bit late to think of that, don’t you think??
Her bond was set at $1 million. Mangum has been appointed a public defender and is scheduled to appear in court on Feb. 22.
Well, maybe she can ask Mike Nifong to represent her. I hear he needs a job.
And the winner is….
Thanks to everyone who played in the Caption Contest! All were good, some great, but one reached the pinnacle. The winner for the “Obama Bows to Mayor of Tampa” pic is Guy S., with the following entry:
*Whispering to Mayor Iorio* “I am not bowing! It’s just I have trouble standing up without a backbone.”
Also, honorable mention goes to Nicole:
You’re foreign right? You look kinda foreign. Even though I’m in one of the 57 states, I’ll just keep it on the safe side and bow.
Thanks for playing
What the Hell…??
Prez Obama can’t seem to help it…. Here he is bowing to Mayor Pam Iorio of Tampa. Is it just me, or is this pic just screaming for a caption contest????
Let the games begin!!!
A Little Cheese With That Whine?

From The Hillicon Valley Blog:
White House budget director blames old computers for ineffective government.
A big reason why the government is inefficient and ineffective is because Washington has outdated technology, with federal workers having better computers at home than in the office.
This startling admission came Thursday from Peter Orszag, who manages the federal bureaucracy for President Barack Obama.
The public is getting a bad return on its tax dollars because government workers are operating with outdated technologies, Orszag said in a statement that kicked off a summit between Obama and dozens of corporate CEOs.
Firstly, it’s either “The reason is that…” or “This is because…” Secondly, no matter the amount of technology you throw at the government, it will always be inefficient, due to lack of training, too much red tape, etc. And thirdly, and most important of all, IF THIS ADMINISTRATION STOPPED WASTING OUR TAX DOLLARS ON WAYGU AND KOBE BEEF, WEDNESDAY PARTIES, BUYING JETS AND FLYING TO EVERY GLOBAL GET-TOGETHER, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO UPDATE WHAT IS NECESSARY.
The White House release that included Orszag’s comments said one “specific source” of ineffective and inefficient government is the huge technology gap between the public and private sectors that results in billions of dollars in waste, slow and inadequate customer service and a lack of transparency about how dollars are spent.
So, they blame the lack of transparency on the so-called “oudated technology”? They’ve never heard of a “press conference”? Oh, wait….Obama hasn’t held one since July. But he is meeting with CEOs from Facebook, Craigslist, Microsoft, Adobe, Monster.com, among others. A meeting that has been in the works since April. My, how time flies.
It is a poor craftsman that blames his tools, Mr. Orszag. I am rather surprised the administration didn’t come out and blame President Bush for this right off. Wait for it…..
Stoned Out of His Mind
Fresh from his success over his historical blockbuster, “W”, and following in the footsteps of his highly-acclaimed documentary, “Comandante”, Oliver Stone prepares to indoctri– I mean, educate the masses with his newest work, a ten-part documentary series for Showtime called, “Secret History of America”:
Director Oliver Stone’s upcoming Showtime documentary miniseries “Secret History of America” promises to put mass murderers such as Stalin and Hitler “in context.”"Stalin, Hitler, Mao, McCarthy — these people have been vilified pretty thoroughly by history,” Stone told reporters at the Television Critics Association’s semi-annual press tour in Pasadena.
Let’s see now…..”Uncle Joe” Stalin’s body count: between 20 and 40 million; Adolph Hitler’s body count: almost 6 million Jews, and over 6 million others; Mao Tse Tung’s body count: nearly 77 million; Senator Joseph McCarthy’s body count: anyone? Anyone? Bueller?? Yes, all four are vilified, but the difference is, the right vilifies the killers, whereas the left vilifies the one who exposed communists in our government (in fairness, some on the left do tend to draw the line at Hitler, because his body count was racially motivated). I don’t see Mr. Stone making a documentary of just how misunderstood Sen. McCarthy was, do you? (more…)
Affirmative Action, Version 3.9
Living here in Texas, being of Hispanic descent, I get to see a microcosm of Affirmative Action up close and personal. I hate it. All Affirmative Action has managed to do is further divide Americans into categories: those who ”need help to succeed” because they are an accepted minority, and those who don’t, because they are not. So, I was not completely surprised to see this pop up in my great state:
Texas Group Seeks to Boost Number of Latino Teachers
Innocuous at first, isn’t it? It gets better:
Despite the fact that Hispanic students now make up more than half of all of the students in Texas’ public schools, there is a serious lack of Latino teachers, and the Texas Center for Education Policy is looking for ways to add to their number
Ahhh…the Center for Education Policy. To say it is left-of-center is to not give it enough Marxist credit. Ok, so what do they plan to do about the “shortage” of Latino teachers?
Angela Valenzuela of the Center says a $300,000 grant from the Ford Foundation aims to change those ratios.
“An understanding of the community, what they can’t offer in universities, is the kind of knowledge that connects to English language development, to language acquisition, the particular challenges that language minorities face in our public school system,” she says.
A grant from the even-further-left Ford Foundation to…..do what, exactly? How can they change those ratios? By putting a gun to the Dean of Education in any university and forcing him/ her to graduate only Latinos? That’s not too far off…..they are going to re-assert Affirmative Action into the teacher hiring system, as if it weren’t there already. Imagine to what lengths they will go in order to be effective in raising the ratios.
Valenzuela says many scholars think one reason the Hispanic drop out rate remains high and other efforts to cut it haven’t borne much fruit can be traced to the lack of Hispanic teachers, especially in barrio schools.
“What we know from research is that if you go back to your community to teach, you are likely to go into a hard to staff school, and you are more likely to stay longer that school (if you’re Hispanic) because you can connect to the children, you share the same culture, you share a similar language.”
BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. The only motivation I ever needed to learn English, and then do well in school, was my parents’ rather loving threat to send me back to Puerto Rico to live with my grandmother. End of fucking story. Whether these drop-out wannabes have a Latino teacher is beside the point. If the parental units are not involved/ present, it will affect the kid. I don’t need studies to tell me that. I have seen it, up close and personal. And this crap about sharing a common language is just that: CRAP. Any teacher that has to take time off her schedule to speak in Spanish to a kid that doesn’t know much English will not be an effective teacher. Again, up close and personal. As an afterthought, Ms. Valenzuela throws a bone to the rest of our non-Latino teachers:
She stresses Anglo and African-American teachers are very dedicated and in most cases they bring a huge amount of cultural sensitivity to Hispanic students.
Oh yeah? If you believe that, then why the fuck do you need more Latino teachers??
Al Gore, Poet Laureate
As we all know, The Goron published a new tome, worthy of holding up wobbly tables, by the title of “Our Choice”. Unfortunately for the rest of the thinking world, the whole book is devoted to what we must do about the OMGWTFCLIMATECHANGE!!!111ELEVENTY!!!, not about any actual choice we may have as individuals. But this little gem is found within its chapters, right between OMG and WTF:
One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears
In midnight sunVapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea
Really?? He can pinpoint with deadly accuracy the month when the seas will boil? Moving along:
Snow glides from the mountain
Ice fathers floods for a season
A hard rain comes quicklyThen dirt is parched
Kindling is placed in the forest
For the lightning’s celebration
You know, Al…we wouldn’t have the whole “kindling” problem if the fucking envirowackos who worship you would let us control it. And as far as “snow gliding”, well, that happens every spring. It’s called a melt, necessary to provide areas with water, oh Moronic One. And the coup de grace:
The shepherd cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here are your tools
Ahhhh, now I get it: The Goron is our Shepherd, and we shall not want!!!! Newsflash: WE ARE NOT SHEEP!!!! So, sod off, you Gaia Prophet, and make sure you give that Gulfstream a tune-up, preferably by sucking on the tailpipe.
Chris Matthews, Traitor Du Jour
I was trolling along Drudge Report, reading the not-so-favorable comments about our Resident-in-Chief, when this little nugget caught my eye: Chris Matthews calling WEST POINT the “ENEMY CAMP”. You can imagine the bile I felt rise when I heard that miserable communistic piece of putrid whale dung refer to our future men and women of the United States Army the ENEMY CAMP. I don’t believe he has ever referred to terrorists in such a manner. As far as I’m concerned, he can go to hell, and be Saddam’s little bitch, taking turns with every other despot he likes to stroke his needledick to every night.
Consider this your leave to cuss like sailors. Let’s see who can come up with the best description for this piece of human flotsam!


