Better Off Dead
What is it with Hollywood actors lately?? I mean, if it’s not guzzling Hugo Chavez’ swill, it’s crap like this:
Actor John Cusack went on a caustic Twitter rampage Sunday evening, attacking former House Majority Leader Dick Armey, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich and Fox News.
“I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES ORDICK ARMEYAND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS,” Cusack tweeted.
Seriously, this is a WTF moment for me. I know John Cusack is a HUGE Obamabot…. his entire family is very liberal, from his sisters Ann and Joan to his late father, Dick. I grew up on John’s movies. I grew up wanting to be Mrs. John Cusack. I wanted to be serenaded to Peter Gabriel, and to be taken to Dodger’s Stadium after competing on the K-12. I wanted the dream, back when I was a teenager and still could think actors had some scruples. But that dream died a while back, and even though he was still a fine actor, there is a line you just do not cross.
So, fuck you, John. Fuck your insipid twattle, you twatmoldy fucktard. You have killed what little respect I still may have harbored deep in the well of my soul for you. Whatever your views may be, they do not excuse your call for death threats against anyone. What happens if one of your idiot Twit followers decides to glorify your words?? What then, you insipid little needleprick? If ANYTHING deserves to die is your pathetic career, you disgusting slab of pig offal. Consider this a Dear John letter, you hobknocking wanker. And while you’re off trying to save your career from damage, try checking your pathetic twitterings before you post, you fucking moron.
Dingy Racist
Could it be that Brian Sandoval, an American of Hispanic descent, is beating the everliving offal out of his son, Rory, that has Harry Reid so upset? Or maybe he’s just RAAAAACIST?? I’m guessing it’s a little of both.
Via Ace.
And from an American of Hispanic descent:
FUCK YOU, HARRY, AND THE DONKEY RIDING YOUR ASS.
Adorable When He Sputters
You know, lately I have come to realize, it can’t be easy being Robert Gibbs. But seeing as he wanted the job, I can only sit back and enjoy the show.
The Good, The Bad, and The Ooglay*
So, perusing the news this AM I find some good, some bad, and some just…. stomach churning. First, The Good:
The Supreme Court affirms gun rights nationwide. Chicago burns.
Senator Robert Byrd (KKK-WV) has passed away. Senate is looking for a taxidermist, since this places the so-called financial reform bill in limbo, seeing as Byrd is gone and Brown (RINO-MA) is currently finding his balls by hinting he’ll vote against it.
Over in Great Britain, the new Coalition government is hoisting its trousers, announcing a proposal that would require employers to place foreign workers on private health insurance to avoid “undue burden” on their National Health Service, AKA socialized medicine.
The IPCC is once again taking it in the shorts. Sadly, Al Gore cannot be reached for comment.
Now for The Bad:
Things turned fwench at the G20 in Toronto. It’s not unusual for protesters to gather at these globalization circlejerks, but sure seems like Toronto was caught a bit off-guard.
Prez Obama decides to get serious. Country will burn.
Prez Clinton counsels to blow up the well. If anyone knows anything about blowing, it’s him, I suppose.
Lastly, for The Ooglay:
Elena Kagan begins the confirmation hearings process. Meanwhile, the moron tasked with sealing the borders confesses it will never happen, and that border control is not the answer to “immigration reform”.
* I just could not defame that classic.
Update [ArmedGeek]: I hope Aggie doesn’t mind me stepping on her post a bit but I think this is a good place for this.
U.S. Arrests 10 on Charges of Being Agents for Russia
Ten people have been arrested for allegedly serving as secret agents of the Russian government with the goal of penetrating U.S. government policymaking circles.
Can we stop calling these fuckers “allies” yet ?
Too Obvious to Pass Up
Time again for the semi-sort-of-bi-monthly Caption Contest here at Hookers and Booze. Trust me when I say, you’ll need booze after contemplating this:
Let the captions, and the retching, BEGIN!!!
Stupidity, Thy Name is Democrat
There are no words, y’all….NONE!!!!
In a sort of word, PWNED!!
Edit (ArmedGeek): Fixed video. Fucking Youtube.
Second edit (Aggie): Thanks, boss!
Random Drive-Bys
GREETINGS FROM THE RANDOM STUFF GENERATOR
Prez Obama has been rather stoic when it comes to the oil spill crisis in the Gulf of Mexico, the high unemployment, the battle to secure the borders, the economy…. but a Rolling Stone article on General McChrystal which criticizes our Ear Leader sends him into spittles of fury. I guess he found the ass that needed kicking.
Once you take the step to informally declare your city a “sanctuary” city, you should be prepared for the consequences. The city of Maywood, CA, will be laying off all city employees and dismantling their police department, choosing to save money by contracting all services to L.A. and Bell. This should come as no surprise to the council, seing as 50% of the 97% “Latino” population of the town is “undocumented” *spit*.
The Federal government has decided to ban the the dredging of sand to build berms to block the oil. Their reason: F&W is concerned about the ecological impact. I guess the morons were absent from school the day they covered oil spills in Ecology 101, and don’t watch any Dawn dishwashing liquid commercials.
Over at the Puffy Ho, we have Frank Schaeffer calling for the “eradication” of fundamentalist religions. And by “fundamentalist religions” he means Christianity and Judaism. He says, “the [Holy] Bible is nuts in many places. Who follows this stuff? No one!”, which should come as a surprise to the 76% of Americans that consider themselves Christian. I suppose he got fed up with Christians strapping bombs and going splodey in marketplaces.
Over Down Under, Australian Prime Minister Kevin “I’m a Leftist Tool” Rudd called for a leadership vote after his deputy PM Julia “I’m a Bigger Leftist Tool” Gilliard challenged him for the leadership of the government. This comes right before the G 20 meeting in Canada, and a few months before the Australian national elections. It’s a Celebrity Deathmatch, and the loser will be Australia.
And lastly, Prez Obama finally found something that was “less offensive” than the bust of Sir Winston Churchill that he packed off to the British Embassy. As Hank Scorpio replied when he saw it:
Well, it’s accurate. Shit floats.
Y’all have a great week 
Brit Ear Leader Bends Over
I’m glad I’m not a Brit. Really glad. I see the slow demise of that once-great country, running headlong into a maelstrom (I love that word) straight to a hell on Earth. First it was the Archbishop of Canterbury arguing for Shari’a law in Great Britain, and dealing with the lovefest Ken Livingstone has for Islam. And now, you have the heir to the throne of England, the Prince of Wales, come out and say this:
Prince Charles yesterday urged the world to follow Islamic ‘spiritual principles’ in order to protect the environment.
In an hour-long speech, the heir to the throne argued that man’s destruction of the world was contrary to the scriptures of all religions – but particularly those of Islam.
He said the current ‘division’ between man and nature had been caused not just by industrialisation, but also by our attitude to the environment – which goes against the grain of ‘sacred traditions’.
Says the man with his own private jet, his own private motorcade, and countless estates. Keep in mind, he was speaking at the Oxford Center for Islamic Studies, so there may have been some sucking-up involved. Yes, that’s my way of saying the idiot has no spine. Not to worry, though…. he digs deeper in the hole:
He added: ‘The inconvenient truth is that we share this planet with the rest of creation for a very good reason – and that is, we cannot exist on our own without the intricately balanced web of life around us.
‘Islam has always taught this and to ignore that lesson is to default on our contract with creation.’
REALLY?????? The same religion that laid waste to the delicate ecosystem of the marshes in Iraq as retribution for an uprising against Saddam Hussein? The same religion that destroyed the priceless Bhuddist statues in Afghanistan? The same religion that sanctions the murder of women who are rape victims? The same religion that sanctions the hanging of a seven-year-old boy and rejoices in the suicide bombing at an Afghan wedding? I could go on for hours detailing what Islam has taught me, but my blood pressure can’t take it.
What I find truly galling is that this so-called prince is heir to the throne of England, which makes him the future head of the Church of England. I always wondered why Queen Elizabeth II refused to abdicate upon reaching retirement age. Now I know: she doesn’t trust her own first born at all. I think she first got the inkling when he decided to separate from Princess Diana. Newsflash, Chuckles: it doesn’t look good on the Church stationery having an adulterer as its leader. You say you have “studied the Koran” extensively? I suggest you go back and study the Holy Bible extensively, if you have any hope of becoming king, which I hope never comes to pass. The Queen is a sharp lady, and it has not escaped my notice how she is grooming Prince William for his ascension to the throne.
Fuckall I need a drink.
A big ThankYe to the Curtal Friar for posting his own take. Go over and take a gander at his site if only for the Daily Babes 
Of Dung Beatles, Tin Kings, and Would-Be Gods…
This has been a crazy week at Casa de Aggie. Last week of school, and several guests coming to town have left me very frazzled. Mix in the news this week, and you would swear there’s a Zombie Rod Serling about.
To start, we have “Sir” Paul McCartney in country to receive the Gershwin Prize for music. According to the WaPo, it was a fantastic party at the White House, complete with serenades to the First Lady, and covers of his music from long ago. Apparently, Sir Mac decided his title makes him qualified to comment on US politics:
After thanking the Library of Congress one last time, he let it rip: “After the last eight years, it’s good to have a president that knows what a library is.”
Really? So, George W. Bush, who is married to a librarian, doesn’t know what a library is? The same man that had reading contests with Karl Rove?? I have news for you, Macca: just because a prez can read from a teleprompter doesn’t make him well-read. Of course, that astute observation came from a man too stupid to think of a pre-nup with Heather Mills.
Next up we have James “King of Pandora” Cameron. He remarked at the All Things Digital conference that he offered his assistance to British Petroleum. When BP turned him down, he got his tin crown all bent out of shape:
“Over the last few weeks I’ve watched, as we all have, with growing horror and heartache, watching what’s happening in the Gulf and thinking those morons don’t know what they’re doing,” Cameron said.
He “declined” to explain who he meant by “morons.” Newsflash: just because you have filmed underwater in a tin can doesn’t give you the expertise to work in this area. Not that it stops him from participating in an EPA brainstorming meeting on how to stop the oil spill. Because Hollywood is soooo realistic, you know.
And finally, we come to the heartbreak of the week: The Goron, almighty priest of Carbon Come, is going through a separation after forty years of marriage. The rumor mill is spinning fast on this, but I believe this encapsulates my feelings best:
Hat tip: Daily Bayonet
See y’all sometime after the weekend!!!
Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste….
….unless you need a vacation. At least, according to the administration. The Prez is spending Memorial Day weekend in Chicago:
The news that President Barack Obama and his family will return to Chicago for the Memorial Day weekend has triggered a guessing game.Where will they dine? What will they do for fun? With the Sox on the road and the Blackhawks skating into the Stanley Cup finals, might the first family ditch its predictable pastimes — basketball, golf and tennis — and go to the United Center for hockey?
Yes, you read that right: he is skipping Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day. It’s rather odd how the media is silent on the fact that this is his second vacation in as many months, and by “odd” I mean “expected.” Personally, I’m glad he won’t be sullying the memory of those interred at Arlington with his presence (and I want him to attend the Blackhawks game. I want to see those motherpussbuckets crash and burn, but I digress). But as CiC, it is his job to be there. As a way of placating those who know what Memorial Day stands for, he will be participating at a ceremony at Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery, south of Chicago, leaving VP Biden to do the honors at Arlington.
It must be extremely exhausting watching the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, bashing Arizona, redistributing income, watching the Dow take a dive, and trying to appease every tinpot ruler in the world. So many crises to choose from, and so little time….
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