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Jul 21

Fed Up

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, July 21, 2014 in Government, ILLEGAL-immigration, religion of piece, terrorism

This world is going to Hell and it’s not even bothering to wait for a handbasket.

I don’t need to tell y’all of the recent happenings in the Ukraine, Israel, Gaza, Iran, Iraq, Syria, etc. Short of living under a rock, I’m pretty sure everyone here is up to date with the state of several countries and their diplomacies. I’m not sure if that’s a word. However, I am very sure that our State Dept. sucks at it. Our Sec State acts like an over-indulging parent with spoiled children, asking them to behave or they won’t get candy, only to have those same children scream louder until they are given candy to shut them up. And the one kid that behaves and follows the rules is condemned as being oppressive to his siblings and punished. Honestly, I’m surprised our administration hasn’t instructed Israel to pee on itself as it is being attacked. I’m doubly surprised that the United Nations has not demanded a ceasefire from Israel or that they leave Gaza.

You know, it boggles the mind to think that the one honest and good thing the UN ever did together, is the one thing they wish to destroy.

Meanwhile, over by here in our Land of the Welfare and Home of the Undocumented (and I write that with as much snark as I possibly can), our borders are as porous as my broken colander, and just as useful. Children are being used as shields not just in Gaza, but here in the US, as well. You see, no one can be deported if they are with a child. ANY CHILD. The illegal immigrant does not have to be related to that child. The “undocumented” person only has to show up with the child. It’s no accident the influx has been so drastic. And since we are stupid enough to qualify children as anyone under 26, well… we have a problem. But nothing that MS-13 can’t handle, I’m sure.

Sometimes I feel this place should burn to the ground so we can start over.

Jun 13

Open Thread Friday!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, June 13, 2014 in AssHatery, Government, Idiotarians, Islamofascist nutjobs, religion of piece, terrorism

By now y’all know so-called “Sgt” Bergdahl is now stateside. You also know Iraq is about to be taken over by ISIS, radicals that make Al Qaeda look like diplomats. You are also aware of the impoverished former Secretary of State’s new work of fiction. This week has been nothing but bad news for this administration. So the only recourse left for our Prez is to go visit a Sioux reservation in the Dakotas.

Six years after he promised to help with conditions in Indian Country.

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Seriously, what is this I don’t even….

Go nuts trying to figure this out, because all I can see is our leader letting helping the world burn.

May 2

Spike of the Year

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, May 2, 2014 in Government, History, Islamofascist nutjobs, Left Wing Media, Politics, terrorism

There is no end to the news stories surrounding The Most Transparent Administration, EVAH™ lately. It used to be that the White House minions would wait until 4 PM EST to dump any news. But lately it’s almost as if they are so complacent that they forget to manage the news cycle. I mean, they are just no longer even trying. A massive email dump is given to Judicial Watch as per their FOIA request, and you allow a former Nat’l Security Council spokesman with the attitude of a pimply 16 year old that has been turned down for Prom by his crush to go explain what the administration WASN’T DOING on the night of September 11, 2012?

Who is writing this drama? Nicholas Sparks?

vietor pj boy mockup

First we learn that The Prez wasn’t in the Situation Room at all during the Benghazi attacks that killed four Americans, and Planet Hillary was….. not there either. Then Pimples Vietor drops another nugget: he was in charge of talking points for Ambassador Rice, and the talking points were changed from “attacks” to “demonstrations”. Hey, in my world without Common Core math, 2+2=4. But the biggest take-away anyone with two braincells and an axon can get is this: no matter what, the level on incompetence from ALL senior staff, The Prez included, was instrumental in the Benghazi terrorist attacks. People are in dire need of rescue and you can’t be bothered to even be briefed in the Situation Room? Shit, even MSNBC is turning on the administration!

And I can see 2016 from here.

Apr 25

Retro Politic

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, April 25, 2014 in AssHatery, Idiotarians, Politics

A few days ago I got a “suggested page” on my social-site-with-faces-page. It was for support for Mrs. Hillary Clinton to run for Prez in 2016. I wasn’t surprised I got the suggestion for the page. After all, that site was founded by a really big supporter of Prez Obama and liberal policies. I also have quite a few liberal friends who tend to post their opinions rather vividly. Algorithms being what they are, I invariably get a ton of commie crap. Alarming AND entertaining in one package!

Anyway, this photo jumped out at me, and not because it was entertaining.

hillary poster

WHAT THE SHIT????

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Apr 18

Piss Off, and Gargle Vinegar

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, April 18, 2014 in AssHatery, Idiotarians, Politics, Rants, terrorism, Total Bullshit

One never knows what will set a woman off.

I was minding my own business yesterday, shopping for a dreaded dress to wear for my niece’s wedding (because she has told me in no uncertain terms no black, white, or dark colors. That leaves my entire closet out), when I hear a news clip about Senator Harry Reid (D- Nevada) calling those who stood with rancher Cliven Bundy “domestic terrorists“.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said he believes the supporters who rallied around Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy in his fight against the federal government are “domestic terrorists” and Bundy does not respect his country.

Searching for a dress didn’t make me upset. Getting caught in a storm didn’t get me upset. Having to cater to my youngest because she doesn’t like my cooking didn’t get me upset. Being honked at by an impatient person who wanted my parking slot didn’t get me upset. Having five Mexican nationals cut in front of me at a store pretending they didn’t see me there and snickering about getting away with “cheating the gringa” didn’t get me upset.

Don’t worry. I called them on it. And smiled while doing so.

But this? This elitist dickwrinkle telling me that people who stand in opposition to more government control are domestic terrorists???

reid arrogance

Listen, you disgusting excuse for pig offal, you are an elected official. You’re not royalty and the people of Nevada are not your subjects.

THEY ARE YOUR BOSSES.

YOU ARE THEIR SERVANT.

This is supposed to be a government of the people, for the people, and by the people. You seem to think it is a government for your personal use, to increase your graft and power over those who “don’t know any better”. Unlike you, you perverted whey-faced ass boil, the people still recall that. And because they know this bloated, debt-ridden government came with limits, and they have the utter nerve to call you on it, you decide they are terrorists? Words have meaning, you canker. Your ideological side has embraced the words of that illustrious Nobel Piss Prize winner, Yasser Arafat: one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter. Remember that, you twisted scrotum sac?

Well, guess what? This country has a metric fuckton of freedom fighters, and you just managed to wake a shitton more. Welcome to the party, pal, and yippey kay AY!!

Motherfucker.

Mar 3

Nero Called and He Wants His Fiddle Back

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, March 3, 2014 in Government, Politics, War

It’s not enough that our Prez is working hard to destroy this country. He has to make it easier for other tyrants to destroy the rest of the world, too.

Last week, the White House released a photo of our Prez talking on the phone with Russian Prez Putin. It was a rather foolhardy effort to make our Prez look tough. But as usual, it failed spectacularly.

obama putin call

Reportedly, this call lasted 90 minutes. This is how I imagine the call went.

BO: Hey Vlad, how’s things?

VP: Hallo comrade! Things are good, very good. Enjoyed some time in Sochi and now going to enjoy some time in The Crimea. And what about you? Taking another vacation?

BO: Really thinking about it right now. Listen, about Crimea… Um, would you mind just holding off for a bit?

VP: Why, Obamushka?

BO: Look, I’m out of red lines and some people expect me to come up with one.

VP: Red line? Is this new drug, like ecstasy?

BO: I wish… I don’t want to hurt your feelings, but the thing is, you going to Crimea looks like an act of war to some people, and frankly, I am trying my damnedest to get rid of OUR military right now, and you are making the argument to keep OUR military at current levels here. You have to work with me!

VP: I have to work with you?? Do I have to remind you who is my bitch here, Obamushka?

BO: No…..

VP: Good. Now, be a good cyka and keep rattling the saber. Your supporters still believe in you to transform your country. Just as my supporters believe in me to transform mine, da? Now, I have to go. My jackboots just came back from being shined.

Why so short a call? Putin probably kept Obama on hold for 80 minutes.

Jul 22

This is What It Sounds Like, When Islam Cries

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, July 22, 2013 in Awesomeness, Government, Islamofascist nutjobs, religion of piece

North Carolina clangs its brass.

The state Senate on Friday passed a bill that would keep courts from recognizing Sharia law.

While proponents of the legislation said it would keep people safe from foreign laws, critics derided the bill as sending a message of intolerance and bigotry to followers of Islam.

Go ahead, laugh for a while. I did. It took me several minutes to stop. I mean, when the most intolerant religion-slash-political-ideology on this planet calls something “intolerant and bigoted”, you know you’re winning. The provision was actually attached to another measure that would impose stricter regulations on abortion providers in NC. But the libs were so busy trying to argue the abortion regulations that they didn’t even notice the itty bitty bill emphasizing Constitutional law as being supreme. It was rather glorious.

Now called House Bill 522, the provision’s contents haven’t changed. It reminds judges that the U.S. and N.C. constitutions are the law of the land and no foreign law can supersede them. Sometimes international laws are used in court as evidence before a judge, or in written opinions. But this bill would stop judges from considering foreign law when it violates a citizen’s constitutional rights.

I have a big problem with Shari’a law. A very big problem. That particular *ahem* rule of law tramples over my rights as a human being, not to mention as a woman, a mother and a Christian. And I find it hilarious that liberals are quick to defend its use over our rule of law, when its a religious rule of law. And by “hilarious”, I mean “sickening”. What about that whole “separation of church and state” stuff liberals are always shoving down our throats?

The danger doesn’t come from the legislation’s exact wording, said Omid Safi, a professor of religious studies at UNC-Chapel Hill. He contends this wave of anti-foreign-law legislation comes from a fundamental misunderstanding of Sharia law and a “bigoted” perception of Muslims.

“We would be delighted to have a conversation about what Sharia law actually is and what it is not,” he said. “It would be important, if we’re passing legislation on the topic, for (lawmakers who support the bill) to actually benefit from the expertise of people who might actually know something about the subject.”

Here’s the thing, Omar baby:

WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT SHARI’A IS OR ISN’T. WE ALSO DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT AN “EXPERT” ON IT HAS TO CONTRIBUTE. WHY? BECAUSE THE SUPREME LAW OF *THIS* COUNTRY IS THE U.S. CONSTITUTION. END OF FUCKING DISCUSSION.

And if you and your ilk don’t like it, go back to a country that does, fuck you very much.

Jun 21

Rage Against the Machine

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, June 21, 2013 in Open Thread, Total Bullshit

Ever been so angry, so damn mad, that your eyes feel like they have a fever??

Yep, me too. Sometimes anger threatens to overwhelm and eat at your insides. Yesterday was such a day for me. Many things aligned for the perfect shitstorm, and I felt futile in my ability to channel the ire. Usually I tend to let my anger just dissipate. Really, I feel anger towards X, and for a full five minutes I let it boil, and then POOF!! I just let it go. And I’m fine after that. But sometimes aggravation, fear, stress, and frustration will prevent me from letting it go without affecting me. Yesterday was one of those days.

But I’m feeling much better now.

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And people wonder why I devour chocolate.

What has set off your anger buttons lately?? :D

Jun 15

Saturday Awesomeness

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, June 15, 2013 in Awesomeness, Military, religion of piece

I think the military needs to get this contract.

jihawg ammo

A company in northern Idaho has come up with a culturally sensitive approach. Jihawg Ammo has developed a proprietary system for infusing ballistic paint with pork. The special pork-infused paint is then applied to the bullets of loaded ammunition. The inclusion of pork in the paint makes the bullets haraam, or unclean. Under Islamic law, anyone who comes in contact with any haraam item is then unclean and must engage in a cleansing ritual. No unclean person can be admitted into Paradise. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 72 virgins. (From WND)

I ask you: how many of the islamojihadist jackwagons would take the risk, knowing they would NOT get into “Paradise”??

Hat tip: MrFixit.

Apr 15

Breaking News

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, April 15, 2013 in Government, terrorism

I am sending prayers and hopefully a unit of O neg Boston’s way.

At Least 2 Dead, Dozens Injured After Two Bombs Explode at Boston Marathon

More news here. Reportedly two more explosive devices were found near the bombing site.

It takes a special grade of coward to do something like this. We all know that, no matter that they may be an islamofascist, Aryan Asshole, or Black Panther Dickwrinkle.

But my question is, after all the ammo purchases, all the armoured vehicles, all of the claims that they are there to protect you from the ever-vague them… where the fuck were the DHS Schutzstaffel??

This enquiring mind wants to know.