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May 14

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, May 14, 2013 in BOOZE!!, Social

Sorry about not posting all this weekend. It was Mother’s Day and I took some time off from all the blogs. But far be it from me to ignore the GDOTW. I just know y’all look forward to it.

guavatini

Guavatini

  • 2 oz. Vodka
  • 2 oz. Guava juice or nectar
  • 1 oz. Dark rum
  •  Juice of fresh lime

In a shaker with ice, pour the vodka, rum, guava nectar and juice of one lime. Shake well, and pour into a martini glass. Garnish with lemon.

I like to rim the glass with sugar and use spiced rum for extra sweetness, but I figure y’all might just barf at that ;)

May 7

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, May 7, 2013 in BOOZE!!

Well, last weekend I attended the local Wein & Saengerfest™ and had the opportunity to sample many, many Texas wines. It was a lot of fun, particularly because the weather co-operated and it was breezy and nice for a change. Still got sunburned, though.

One of the vineyards featured was Los Pinos (The Pines) Winery. Their selections were Texas and Western themed, which made for great conversation. Of the four wines they were showcasing, one tickled my sweet tooth.

all my x's wine label

All My X’s Sweet Red! It was very good: sweet, but not too sweet. The young woman said it was the most popular because of the name. After looking at the label, I had to differ. The only drawback is you find yourself singing that song, and George Strait is one hell of an earworm. Anyway, I would have taken a pic of the bottle, but it’s already in the recycling bin.

Don’t judge me ;)

Apr 23

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, April 23, 2013 in BOOZE!!, Social

I had this when I was sixteen years old, courtesy of my uncle. I still owe him for that. I thought it was juice and that bastich kept serving one after another.

painkiller drink

The Painkiller

  • 2 oz. Pusser’s rum
  • 4 oz. Pineapple juice
  • 1 oz. Creme of coconut
  • 1 oz. Orange juice
  • Freshly grated nutmeg

In a cocktail shaker filled with ice add first four ingredients and stir. Pour into cocktail glasses and top with grated nutmeg. Garnish with mint or a pineapple wedge.

Believe me, it goes to your head :)

 

Apr 16

Phoning It In

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, April 16, 2013 in blogosphere, BOOZE!!

The only Girlie Drink of the Week I can think of making today is this one:

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Bourbon, neat.

But in case you are in need of something more refined, garter up at The Captives. ;)

Apr 9

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, April 9, 2013 in BOOZE!!, Social

That’s right: GDOTW IS BACK!!!

And there’s nothing you can do about it.

I have a confession to make. I’m a muddler. I love to muddle things. That’s why I have an affinity for Caipirinha. You get to muddle fresh lime wedges and release that wonderful fresh taste into your booze. Anyway, as I was wishing I had some limes last night to make myself a drink, I started to wonder if there weren’t any other drinks that used fresh fruit pulp, aside from the ever-popular Sangria. And I am happy to report that I found the perfect recipe to enjoy in the coming summer months.

Well, it’s summer here in Texas already, but some of y’all will have to wait.

redhead in bed drink

Redhead in Bed

  • 3 lbs. strawberries, hulled and chopped (or use thawed berries)
  • 2/3 cup sugar
  • 1/2 cup plus 2 tbsp. citrus vodka
  • 1/4 fresh lime juice
  • 1/3 cup riesling

In a bowl, toss the strawberries with the sugar and let stand, stirring occasionally, until the strawberries release their juices, about 10 minutes. The liquid will look syrupy. Now, muddle the strawberries using a wooden spoon or whatever you have handy, then add the juice, vodka, and riesling and mix well. Pour into a pitcher and serve over ice. Serves ten.

And always remember, vodka is a hobby ;)

Mar 17

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, March 17, 2013 in Funny Pics, holiday

It’s awesome that we celebrate a snake wrangler by drinking.

st. valentine's like paddy's day lol

Remember: this is quite possibly the only holiday where full-blown alcoholism can go undetected.

Have a good one!! :D

Feb 12

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, February 12, 2013 in BOOZE!!

TODAY IS MARDI GRAS!!!!!!!!!!!

Eh, not that I have plans to do anything anyway, but some of y’all may be enjoying festivities. Beads are fun to catch and earn. So I hear.

This week’s libation is a tribute to the main Mardi Gras color, the one that carries through the Lenten season, PURPLE!!

purple martini

Bewitching Purple Martini

  • 3 oz. Vodka
  • 1½ oz. Cranberry Juice
  • ½ oz. Blue Curaçao
  • ½ oz. Sweet and Sour Mix
  • ½ oz. Seven-Up Soda, or similar

Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice and shake gently. Add more blue Curaçao if the color isn’t purple enough. Serve in a martini glass rimmed with sugar.

I look forward to drinking something other than this. If I’m giving up liquor for Lent, I want to drink something that will leave a good memory for the next forty days and nights :D

Feb 5

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, February 5, 2013 in BOOZE!!

Well, I decided to stop with the frou-frou for a while. I have been sick, and tired, and have too much going on to even think about girlie concoctions that may or may not be well-received.

However, everyone will at least drink wine sometime in their life, right?? So this week’s offering is a Spanish red table wine called Tempranillo. Tempranillo grapes are the earliest harvested grape because it ripens several weeks earlier than most Spanish red grapes.  They are native to Spain, but are now harvested in the New World, including here in Texas. This week’s recommendation is Paso a Paso Tempranillo.

paso a paso

The wine has enough tannins to pair with food, but not overly so that you can’t enjoy a glass or a bottle on its own. Full bodied and very reasonably priced, it has a wonderful aroma and pairs awesomely with chocolate. Trust me on that.

It also pairs well with film noir cinema ;)

Jan 29

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, January 29, 2013 in BOOZE!!

No, I’ve never had it. Not because the drink doesn’t appeal to me, but because I just can NOT bring myself to order that at a bar. I turn red just thinking about saying that out loud in a room full of people.

sex onthe beach

Sex on the Beach

  • 2/3 oz. Peach Schnapps
  • 1 1/3 oz. Vodka
  • 1 1/3 oz. Cranberry Juice
  • 1 1/3 oz. Orange Juice

Combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake well, and pour into a highball or hurricane glass filled with ice. Garnish with tropical fruit.

I have all that stuff here, thank goodness. Maybe I’ll try it tonight. At least I won’t have to order it ;)

Jan 15

Girlie Drink of the Week

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, January 15, 2013 in BOOZE!!

I bet y’all thought I was done pushing girlie stuff here, after last week’s Booze of the Week, eh?

Not. A. Chance.

Look at it this way: some people wear a hairshirt. Y’all get to read my drink posts!

Anyway, this week’s offering is a simple drink. No complex mixology required. Which is good, because this stuff can go to your head really fast. So I heard.

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French Ginger Ale

  • 1 oz. Chambord Vodka
  • 3 oz. Ginger ale

Pour vodka into ice-filled glass, and then pour ginger ale over it. Garnish with blackberries and crystallized ginger.

Nice, spring drink. I can’t wait for our two weeks of winter to be over so I can enjoy it outside :)