I can’t take it anymore

No, this ain’t about healthcare, or ACORN or any of a thousand other things dickheads in DC are doing to try to kill us all.

They’re remaking The Rockford Files …

“Rockford,” written and executive produced by “House” creator David Shore and executive produced by Steve Carell, stars Mulroney as roguish private detective Jim Rockford, a role originated by James Garner in the original series, which aired from 1974 to 1980 on NBC.

Bridges will play his father and closest friend, Rocky, a truck driver who always helps his son in a tough situation, though he tends to offer a commentary that Jim doesn’t always appreciate. Noah Beery, Jr. played the role on the original series.

Gilligan’s Island: The Movie

From Variety:

The studio and production company have begun development on a feature film based on the iconic CBS sitcom, which generated solid ratings during its three seasons between 1964 and 1967 and then found something close to eternal life in syndication.

You thought I was just fucking with you, didn’t you.

So here’s the thing. Its 2010. Cellphones (hell, SatPhones), GPS, etc, etc. How exactly does one get lost these days ?

Also, new poll….over there —->