Napalm and white phosphorous can pretty much cure any disease. — Dick

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Aug 20

Like a Hoss

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Wednesday, August 20, 2014 in Awesomeness, Everyday Hero, Government

By now everyone and their dust bunnies is aware of the indictment against Texas Governor Rick Perry. On Tuesday, Gov. Perry turned himself in to be booked, proving to the world that he cannot be intimidated, and that nothing will ever make him look bad. Not even a mug shot.


Within minutes the photo went viral, and inspired several memes around the interwebtubenets. The hair, the tie, the suit, the smirk….. all combine to make the most drool-worthy mugshot of all time. Bar none.


May 5

Gun Pr0n!!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, May 5, 2014 in Awesomeness, gun pr0n

Ladies and gentlemen, tell me this ain’t purdy.

browning buck mark

While I was doing a little shopping, Hubby was having some fun at the local gun show. This is Texas. We have local gun shows every weekend. Anyway, that little gem caught his eye. It’s a Browning™ Buck Mark .22 long rifle, with rosewood grips engraved with the Browning™ emblem, matte finish, fiberoptic front sight, with scope rail, and it came in the original box with an extra magazine. That made my BIL a bit jealous because those suckers are expensive, even for .22. The kids are all fighting over it, which is fine because I am quite content to have the HK .40 S&W for my own. And let’s not forget my little Bersa™ Thunder .380, either.

Now, the AR-15? Yeah, that one they will have to wait until I die for them to fight over ;)

May 1

Thursday Random

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, May 1, 2014 in Awesomeness, Bonus Hooker, Funny Pics, Randomness, Teh Funny

bar sign instagram lol


Apr 21

Happy Texas Independence Day!!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, April 21, 2014 in Everyday Hero, Friendship, History, holiday

Th Battle of San Jacinto was the last battle of the Texas Revolution, fought between the Texian and Mexican armies. Unlike the siege of The Alamo, this battle lasted all of 18 minutes, and resulted in over 600 Mexican casualties, as opposed to less than 10 Texian casualties.

texas flag

It is also a special day in Aggieland. I never had cause to write about it before but I do now, in recognition of our friend and fellow Aggie, Draco. Today we celebrate Muster, when we recognize the Aggies that have passed away in the year. At Roll Call, we answer for them, “Here!”

aggie muster

Tonight we shall raise a glass to his memory, and remember the good times we had in Aggieland.


Sep 13

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, September 13, 2013 in Friendship, Open Thread

Well, for a vacation that includes dinner?

None other than our online friend, Tiberius!! He is making the trek to this Land of So-Called Opportunity for a few weeks in the fall, and I thought it would be nice for us to chip in with ideas on what to do, where to go, and what to see.


Found on a French blog, where they were making fun of Germans, because the French are a bunch of dicks. Not that Germans are any better.

So, feel free to give advice to Tiberius. He won’t need it, or heed it, but it will make for a fun read anyway. I already have the Texas Tour From Hades™ planned, so make sure to cover the other 56 states. :D

Aug 13

Small Hiatus

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, August 13, 2013 in holiday, Social

This week I am hosting the Glorious Lemur King and his family, so I am not blogging as usual. But some of y’all may be wondering what we have done, so….

This is where we went:

aquarena boat




And today we shall be going here:



And after that, we shall tour the Alamo and the Riverwalk.

And after that, we shall rest. Maybe. I’m a bit fuzzy right now.

Anyway, hope to be back here soon. I’m off to go gawk at the new electric smoker the Lemurs have been kind enough to gift us. Ta ta for now!! :D

Jul 15

The Force is Strong in This One

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, July 15, 2013 in Everyday Hero, Government

Saturday came the news, most glorious.

AG Abbott formally kicks off gubernatorial bid

I squealed with glee for almost two hours.

Already well-known in political circles and extremely well-financed, Attorney General Greg Abbott formally announced Sunday he’s running for governor, hoping to seize the fiercely socially conservative mantle of Gov. Rick Perry that has helped make Texas the country’s largest red state.

AG Abbott was the man to give Ted Cruz his start as Solicitor General. To say that Abbott is conservative is to underestimate his commitment to liberty. Anyone who says, “I go into the office, I sue Barack Obama, and then I go home,” has my support, and my vote.

Greg Abbott1

I can already taste the sweet, sweet tears of the liberals in this state. The panic they felt was so palpable, it registered on the Richter Scale.


Jul 8

Wanna Know Why Ted Cruz is Awesome??

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, July 8, 2013 in Awesomeness, Everyday Hero

Because he takes after his father!!

Found through Aewl, who got it from The Chief.

Your challenge? To make this go VIRAL. Social media, blogs, emails, any way you can.

Learn it, love it, LIVE IT!!

Apr 8

Because Being Offended is the Easiest Way to Shut Down the First Amendment

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, April 8, 2013 in Idiotarians, Political Correctness, Total Bullshit

I am ashamed to report that not even my alma mater, Texas A&M University, is safe from the evuls of diversity.

Last week, several students at Texas A&M took to their Senate to object to having a portion of their student fees pay for the Gay and Lesbian Students Association. Personally, I don’t care if my school has such a student group. I believe in freedom of association, after all. However, some students did not wish to have their fees go to fund a group that goes against their religious beliefs.

See where I am going with this?

Anyway, the Senate voted 70-65 to approve ‘The Religious Funding Exemption Bill’, which states:

“While it can be argued that many services are a worthy use of funds in order to provide an opportunity for academic success at Texas A&M, it is reasonable for students to object to a use of their own money that they feel violates their religious conscience. The broad varieties of religious views expressed by students are equally important, and the variety of services they disagree with should be treated with equal importance.”

How about that? Actually observing and enforcing the First Amendment, which this being a state school, they have to actually, you know, OBSERVE AND ENFORCE. Had TAMU been a private university, it would have been different. But never underestimate the power of idiots ignorance academia diversity. While the Senate can approve or disapprove a bill, the Student President has final veto, and guess what he did?

Texas A&M Student Body President John Claybrook [on Friday] ‘confidently’ vetoed a very controversial measure approved yesterday by the student senate which allows Aggies to withhold the portion of  their student activity fee which would go to the Gay Lesbian Bisexual and Transgender Student Center.

Because the needs of the many never outweigh the needs of the weepy few.

“This has caused great harm to our reputation and to the students who feel disenfranchised by the bill,” he wrote in a message.

Never mind the hundreds he just disenfranchised in the name of his goddess, Diversity. Gay trumps every time.

“This damage must stop today. Texas A&M students represent our core value of respect exceptionally, and I am proud of the family at this university.  Now, more than ever, is the time to show great resolve and come together, treating each other like the family that we are.

Just how is squelching someone’s religious freedoms showing respect? I don’t know about y’all, but in my family, no one agrees with anything, not even when it comes to Coke™ versus Pepsi™. This dickwrinkle believes that in order to show respect, you must trump one group above others. When I attended A&M, some of us decided to form a “dead group”, for archaeology. Guess what? We got NO FUNDING from the student fees. We had to raise our own funds to do anything. Why can’t they, as well?

This student president may claim to espouse Texas A&M as a family, but he has no idea what being an Aggie means. He barely cuts it as a 2%er. I hope all of the disenfranchised religious groups appeal, and bring to light the roaches pushing politically correct diversity down their throats.

Mar 2

Texas Independence Day

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, March 2, 2013 in Awesomeness, History

texas independence day

While battle raged at the Alamo 177 years ago, a free Republic was born when delegates from across Texas met to declare their independence from a Mexican government that had “ceased to protect the lives, liberty, and property of the people, from whom its legitimate powers are derived.”

The men who declared Texas Independence knew with every fiber of their being what the price of liberty was, and that same appreciation of liberty still guides the Lone Star State today. We owe it to those who sacrificed it all to fight back whenever freedom is threatened.

I hope you have a happy Texas Independence Day, remember the brave Texians who laid it all on the line, and always stand for liberty.  — Senator Ted Cruz

Texas will always stand for Freedom and will always push back against tyranny. Y’all would do well to remember that.