Headlines
Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
And So It Begins…
Yeppers…. it’s COLLEGE BOWL TIME!!!
First up, Gildan New Mexico Bowl, featuring Temple Owls versus Wyoming Cowboys. Now, where I come from, cowboys always have an edge on owls. But you never know. For the next three weeks we shall be entertained by the most hyped and the least appreciated teams in college footballdom. AWESOMENESS!!!
Yes, I know that is neither an owl nor a cowboy. But do you really care?? ![]()
A Vorpal Hooker for This Frabjous Day
Yes, I have to be different.
She has nothing to do with Lewis Caroll. I just dug the title. But is this not a fabulous hooker for today?? ![]()
A Hooker
For you fuckers that can’t get interested in Geekery….
Hooker of the Week
Underboob and epic ass ….
Underboob, uh, of the Week, I guess

Doing my part

You know, if I quit blogging it’ll be up to one of you to start drinking. A lot.
More Underboob

Doing my best to fill the void. Giggity.













