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Nov 18

Operation Moniker

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Friday, November 18, 2011 in Everyday Hero, Military, Open Thread, War

I have to admit: naming military operations can be decidedly tricky. Some, like Operation Desert Storm sound majestic and pretty much sum up the purpose of the campaign. Others, like Operation Menu (which was the bombing of Cambodia during the Vietnam War) bear no relation to the actual campaign, and fall very short of being a good descriptor. There are some that take description of the operation way too far, like Russia’s Operation Forcing Georgia to Peace, which as we all know was total bullshit anyway, and should have been named Operation Push Georgia Into Defending Itself. Commie bastards….

Anyway, in the days following the attacks of 9/11, Neal Boortz was talking about the coming war, and the possible names of the operations that would be talking place. The names that were being bandied about fell short in Hubby’s estimation:

Me: Well, what would you call it, then?

Hubby: I would call it Operation Smoking Crater. Or if you want subtle, Operation Desert Glass.

Me: Ooooh… much better.

Names should strike as much fear as the actual physical operation, in my humble opinion. I want the terrorists to have a bowel movement when they hear something like Operation Killemall. Or better yet, Operation Moms Are Pissed.

What operation names can you come up with?? :D

Nov 10

From the Halls of Monteczuma

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Thursday, November 10, 2011 in Everyday Hero, History, holiday

To the shores of Tripoli!!!

You look wonderful for being 236 years old.

HOOAH!!!

Nov 5

Gary O’Neal, the First Counter Terrorist

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, November 5, 2011 in Everyday Hero, Military

(Guest post by LC Draco)

Most of you have NEVER heard his name, and for good reason. As most of you have never heard of Blue Light, the precursor to Delta Force. This man is just that….a MAN!!

On Gary’s mother’s side are several notable Sioux Warriors including Chief Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse. His grandfather mentored him according to the Sioux Warrior path which includes a Sundance and eventually a four day vision quest.

Gary joined the military in a not so legal manner at the age of seventeen and completed a tour in Vietnam. He was recommended for the Silver Star for bravery but the Government didn’t take to kindly to Gary borrowing someone else’s name to get into the service, so they kicked him out. An anonymous Special Forces Sergeant Major helped Gary get back into the service again but he had to go through basic training, airborne school and other training all over again. Did he mind? Hell No, he was having fun and looking forward to getting back into combat.

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While retrieving his friend’s body, Gary’s undercover identity was compromised and he was tortured to the point of near death. Due to Gary’s special training and his life long study of martial arts he was able to slow down his heart rate enough to appear dead to his captors. After escaping and recovering from his wounds Gary was able to track down his enemies and send them to the afterlife.

Here’s the article.

Oct 22

Robin Sage Is About to Begin!

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, October 22, 2011 in Everyday Hero, History, War

(Guest post by LC Draco)

Most people do not know or have heard about Robin Sage. It is THE end and THE beginning of a Special Forces soldier’s life. The end because it is the culminating exercise and the beginning, because then you get assigned to a group and a team. There have been deaths to SF soldiers during this exercise due to miscommunications with local law enforcement. Hence the notice and coordination being done now. This is also a reason why you would have to be an IDIOT to try and invade North Carolina!!!

This is a video from the 2009 Robin Sage:

LC Draco

Sep 11

Remembering

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, September 11, 2011 in History, holiday, Political Correctness, terrorism

Last Friday, I overheard a woman speaking to her friend how she just didn’t understand why we don’t move on and not think about 9/11/01 any more. To her, it was just so long ago, and we should just put it behind us. I admit, I was very angry. Forgetting is the first step in repeating, after all. But 9/11 was not “long ago”. Not when you have a gaping hole still seeping in the middle of New York City, one that wounds the Nation’s soul. A gaping hole that keeps being salted by the likes of political correctness. I ask you, how can you forget about this:

Courtesy of XbradTC

Remembering gives us hope. Remembering gives us a goal. Remembering honors those who were killed, and those who died to protect us.

Forgetting lets the terrorists win.

Crossposted in part at Sithy Things.

Sep 10

United

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Saturday, September 10, 2011 in Everyday Hero, History, Sports

Just 11 days after the terrorist attacks on 9/11, Aggieland put on a remarkable display of American pride with what is now famously referred to as the “Red, White, and Blue Out.”

If I recall, one Aggie got the idea to do a take on the traditional “Maroon Out”, where Aggies wear either a white T-shirt or a maroon one, depending on which deck they sit. He got friends together, and got in touch with a T-shirt company to see if they could get Aggies to raise money for the NYC firefighter and police funds by selling either red, white or blue shirts depending on the game ticket seat. The company was sold out within two days, and the Aggies organizing it had to scramble for more.

And then Oklahoma State fans called, wanting to participate.

And what was supposed to be a football game became something bigger. It was no longer about A&M or Oklahoma State. It was about our love for our country, and how we would Beat The Hell Outta Terrorism™. This game raised $180,000 for the funds, and sales of photographs of the game raised an additional $30,000.

Beat The Hell Outta Terrorism™!!!! WHOOP!!!!

Crossposted at Uncivil Peasants.

Jul 31

Sunday Funnies: Patriots Edition

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Sunday, July 31, 2011 in Everyday Hero, Funny Pics, Teh Funny

I am running on low sleep and low caffeine, but need a pick-me-up. And what better way to get happy than to showcase true patriots?? No better way, I tell you!!!

 

No, this is NOT turning into a cat blog. This is about patriotism, dammit, and incidental hookers FTW!!

Hope y’all have a great Sunday!!

Jun 28

PTSD Awareness Day

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, June 28, 2011 in Military, News

(Guest post by LC Draco)

Yesterday, 27 June 2011, was Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) Awareness Day.

Why is it important? Most of us who remember seeing the movie “Patton”, remember him slapping a soldier who had ‘battle fatigue’.  Back then, and until a couple of years ago, PTSD/battle fatigue/shell shock had a stigma of weakness. I refused to be diagnosed several years ago with PTSD due to that stigma (That refusal changed last year). Even the military now is changing their mentality. One study has reported that 1 in 6 soldiers returning from Iraq and/or Afghanistan will be diagnosed with PTSD. The issue is it affects not just the soldier, but family and friends, who are usually the first to notice the symptoms.

Now, however, there are actual medical testing that can be done to see chemical changes in the brain during repeated stressful/traumatic situations and events.

Please take a minute and look here for the National Center for PTSD to be better acquainted with the program.

Apr 25

Observation Point Restrepo

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Monday, April 25, 2011 in Everyday Hero, History, terrorism, War

(Guest post by LC Draco)

The unit -- 2nd Platoon, Bravo Company, 2nd Battalion, 503rd Infantry Regiment (ABN), 173rd Airborne Brigade Combat Team

For those of you unaware of the name and the story, it is an outpost named after one of the first soldiers killed at that outpost in the Korengal Valley in Afghanistan (The Korengal Valley was regarded as “the deadliest place on Earth”). The story is about the soldiers who went in and set up an outpost in the middle of the night and how they fought to keep it!

If you have not seen the movie…GET IT, WATCH IT, then WATCH IT AGAIN!! It is an emotional, fierce and in-your-face documentary. It received the Grand Jury Prize for best documentary at the 2010 Sundance Film Festival. (One of the directors, Tim Hetherington, was the photojournalist killed in Libya on 20 April, 2011).

But now…to the trailer at the official web site. It is a peek into one OP of many and what some of our soldiers go through every day.

R.I.P. PFC Restrepo and your brothers that died there with you. You and your brethren display the TRUE American soldier!!

LC Draco

UPDATE:

Restrepo, A Year In Afghanistan is going to be shown on National Geographic channel Monday 25 April at 9pm, Eastern.

Apr 5

Coffee is Absolute

Posted by LC Aggie Sith on Tuesday, April 5, 2011 in Everyday Hero, Food Porn, War

Because real men take bullets with their coffee.

Language warning:extremely NSFW!!! ;)