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Man Robs Bank Armed with McDonald's Apple Pies
Police Arrest Naked Man Found Covered in Peanut Butter & Chocolate
Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During Sex
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead
James Farentino dies at 73
White Castle Considers Offering Beer and Wine(I thought is where people went when already drunk)
America is Drunk(someone needs to slap Dr. Keith Ablow or buy him a drink or two)
Occupiers Pissing on Churches Housing Them (Literally)
Get Down With the Sickness
It was bound to happen… Eldest was sick for a few days, and after making sure everyone was in good health, I came down with it. I can not express the absolute joy I am experiencing right now after being given such a gift. My back hurts, my head hurts, my throat is killing me, hell, even my teeth are in pain. I took Nyquil last night, hoping it would end the misery. I passed out, not caring about the misery, so I guess it did the job.
Garg.....
So I’m left to wonder…what are some of the best home remedies for a cold, flu, or just general achyness? I admit medicine works well, when it works, but is not as much fun as say, drinking liquor. And I hate taking meds, and when I type “hate”, I mean “with the passion of a thousand Betelgeuses”, so any suggestions are welcome!
Also, just to clarify, I do not own purple bunny slippers. Mine are white shaggy sheep.
Mel’s Challenge, Too
So, Mel over at Big Fat Nerve posted a challenge: what do you look like first thing in the morning. Well, Nicole met the challenge, and taking a deep breath, I guess so will I:
Yeah, my mirror is kinda crappy, and no, I hadn’t brushed my hair. I was running out the door to walk my eldest to the bus stop. Who cares at that time in the morning about their hair?? I have better things to do, like drink my coffee 
Best….Title….EVAH!!!!
Found at JoBlo, which is also an awesome title. Tell me I’m wrong 
Hat tip: Hank Scorpio
Forget Zombie Reagan…
…. because we have ourselves a ZOMBIE CHENEY!!!
Mr. Cheney’s kind is about the size of a D battery and leaves most recipients without a pulse because it pushes blood continuously instead of mimicking the heart’s own pulsatile beat.
Now that’s good news!
Via Alice H at doubleplusundead.
Dead Snow (Nazi Zombies)
I’ve posted about this before, but I’ve finally watched the movie. I’m not much of a fan of movies that you have to read but since a fair bit of it is screaming I can forgive the subtitles. If you are remotely a fan of zombie movies, you must watch this one. It has a near-perfect mix of humor and gore (and even some story). Also, this film has the toughest group of “victims” I’ve seen in a zombie film. These folks fight back and fight hard.
This is a must-see.
Mascots on Acid
It did not help that I saw this pic after taking painkillers for a headache. I refreshed the link twice to make sure.
With a metallic finish, a single large eye made out of a camera lens, a London taxi light on their heads and the Olympic rings represented as friendship bracelets on their wrists, they resemble characters dreamed up for a Pixar animation.
WRONG!!!! Pixar Animation would NEVER dream up a couple of cycloptic characters with claws for hands and tubes for legs. Hell, the blue character looks like it had an “accident”, for shite’s sake. The orange one looks down to the kidlets in a glowering fashion, looking like it’s about to destroy them by shooting a deathray out of its eye. It’s almost like the Japanese had a hand in this. Remember when the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics had the bald eagle, and the 2000 Sydney Olympics had several indegenous fauna? WTF, Londonistan?? Yes, you want to be different, and yes, you want to pay homage to the way the Olympic center is being built (the mascots are supposed to resemble drops of molten metal, which is a scene from yet another nightmare). But what is wrong with doing the tried and true? The lion has been done before, but your BULLDOG has not!!
Hell, Zombie Churchill would have been a better mascot than these two cyborg Teletubbies.
My Name is Bruce
A post over at Nicole’s got me thinking about this little gem:
And, yes, it is part of my movie collection.
Also, thanks to Nicole, May is Zombie Awareness Month.
Ok, I’m done stealing shit from Nicole’s site.
Posted without comment *bumped*
Y’all disappoint me sometimes. Explanation below the break.
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Sorta stolen from Nicole.
Oh, shit, I forgot all about this
The best thing about watching Law Abiding Citizen the other day was this:
Ain’t that just creepy as shit ?
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