Dos and Don’ts of Aggie

Gee…..Zeus. I should wait until I’m sober, but spell check is pretty good on this tablet.

Never try to reason with your kids after a glass of wine. I’m pretty sure I just let one of them off the hook for something. Just hoping it’s not a misdemeanor.

Never watch a fantasy movie while drinking. Plot is already convoluted enough. You don’t need to figure out why Aramis is┬átalking to a Hobbit.

Addendum: Stephen Fry will make you cry.

Never try to follow three conversations even when you feel ten feet tall and bulletproof. You’ll find that you agreed to refinishing furniture you don’t own.

Ok. That may actually be fun to do.

Never begin a craft project after imbibing a cocktail. The felt flower you thought you created would give Picasso nightmares.

And finally, never forget to sign out of your social media accounts. I don’t have to explain this.

Hope y’all had a great weekend!!

LC Aggie Sith

3 Comments

  1. Good advice. I try to keep it simple when I’ve been drinking. Everything I might need should be within a few feet of where I’m sitting. I should not attempt to do or understand anything that a reasonably dim 2-year old couldn’t manage.

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