Seems like I dropped off the face of the planet but in truth it was just lots of stuff going on that kept me busy. I quite realize that posting a pic or a drink doesn’t take much effort but I still like to gab here, people!!
Anyway, a good friend of the blog sent me some pics he found in a government building. Needless to say, I was rather appalled with two “P”s when I saw them.
At first you think it’s rather innocuous, right? Rainwater is pretty harmless, at least it was until alarmists started screeching about “acid rain”. For years I thought I was going to burn if I got caught in a storm. But the flora don’t seem scarred and actually flourish with rainwater.
But then you see this and your eyebrow goes up in puzzlement:
At a urinal??? Yes, during times when we have no running water, we can access toilet tank water if need be. But there is NO TANK at a urinal. I held it together until I got the last pic.
Again, this is in a government building!! I was laughing so hard I was crying, thinking how stupid the populace has become that it needs even this warning in a toilet. Along with the pics, he sent several captions. This was my personal favorite:
This is what happens when we teach dogs to read.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
So, fire up the noggin, and come up with a few captions for this tribute to government bureaucracy 😉
Rain water in use.
Not fit for consumption.*
*Also, must be this tall to use the facilities.
Yeah, the rain water is the issue here…
Who puts water in their cereal bowl anyway……..?
What?
Somebody’s hungry.
Aw heck, the cheap Scotch that I’m mixing the water with will sanitize it anyway. Who, me worry?
Joe failed the final Civil Service Exam test. He was hired immediately.
Rain water in use.
Not fit for consumption.*
* Although it’s great for swirlies!
That’s about all I got this early.
$500.00 fine.
Flush twice, alcohol recycle station.
Obongo and his Band of Merry Marxists have been pissing on our heads and telling us that it’s raining for close to 8 years. The signs might be letting us in on something….